© Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
‘‘Love spy books me....’
Fan Fiction, written by fans, for fans.
I think we can be 99.9% sure that we have seen the last of the lads on screen, and we will hopefully see them for a few
years to come in the Sunday For Sammy concerts which are staged in Newcastle. This does not mean the world of Auf
Wiedersehen, Pet has to stop. Many of the worlds top TV and Film creators believe Fan Fiction is the new life of many
classic TV Shows and films that will never be made again. This page is a showcase for all writers who may have a full series
or episode in their head and want to share it with the world. Submitting is easy, and can be 100% anonymous if you do not
wish to share your identity. To submit your fully written Fan Fiction Scene, Episode, Short or Long Story, please use the
Contact page and use the subject line ‘Fan Fiction’. There are no deadlines and as long as your Fan Fiction is written to a
high standard, I shall publish it on here for all to read.
© The following Fan Fiction are copyright of The Official Auf Wiedersehen, Pet Fansite and are not to be used or
copied without permission. The Fan Fiction published on this website are based on characters found in Auf
Wiedersehen, Pet devised by Franc Roddam.
Wikipedia - ‘Fan fiction, is a broadly defined fan labor term for stories about characters or settings written by fans
of the original work, rather than by the original creator....’
Story Name - Moxey’s Night At The Manor.
Author - Lee Barratt
Premise - During the episode ‘A Law For The Rich’ from Series 2, Moxey runs out of Wayne’s car when he sees ‘Lily Law’ parked
up at Thornely Manor. I always wondered what Moxey got up to on that cold night.
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Story Name - The Alien.
Author - Tracy Holmes
Premise - After McGowan pissed off with the dartboard, Dennis meets up with Dagmar for a coffee.
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Story Name - The Christening.
Author - Peng50
Premise - During ‘Return Of The Seven’ Neville mentions to Dennis that he ‘hasn’t seen the bairn since the
Christening....’ Dennis is invited to Debbie’s Christening, but things don’t go well.
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Story Name - The Future.
Author - Grant Brereton
Premise - Here is Grant Brereton’s rough draft of a few hypothetical script ideas, just for fun.
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Story Name - The Plimsoll Line
Author - Tracy Holmes
Premise - The welcome mat is out ready for Neville, but for Dennis?.
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Story Name - Christmas Eve
Author - Lou
Premise - The lads spend Christmas in the hut so Barry decides to get festive.
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Story Name - Bastard Planning Permission
Author - Tracy Holmes
Premise - An extended scene as featured in ‘No Sex Please We’re Brickies’.
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Story Name - A Stormy Event
Author - Lee Barratt, original idea by Grant Brereton
Premise - Not your usual Fan Fiction. This one is based on the Fansite and team organising a weekend of events around
Nottinghamshire. Locations featured in this story are from Series 2.
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Story Name - Briefer Encounter
Author - Ewan Morgan
Premise - At Heathrow Airport, 1999, after flight delays Wayne Norris is all to fly to the Antarctic via Argentina when he gets
chatting to a Barman. Wayne's pleased that he can inspire someone so young and give him the benefits of his colourful life and
make him re-think his choices in life.
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Story Name - One Big Happy Family
Author - Tracy Holmes
Premise - In the episode ‘The Girls They Left Behind’, a scene featuring Oz and Rod was filmed but never aired. This is what
might have happened.
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Story Name - Wayne's letter to his sister, and he cant stand her!
Author - Tracy Holmes
Premise - In the episode ‘Private Lives’ Wayne mentioned writing to his sister, not because he liked her, but because he needed
an excuse to go to the Post Office to chat up the little fraulein.
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Story Name - Moxey’s Miracle
Author - Tracy Holmes
Premise - Moxey is banged up in prison, but only an open one like! He receives a letter from Barry informing him of his
upcoming wedding.
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Story Name - Double O Geordie
Author - Tracy Holmes
Premise - The lads have arrived at the Beco Building Site but not yet introduced themselves to one another.
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Story Name - Greenfingers
Author - Tracy Holmes
Premise - An extended scene from ‘Suspicion’. Did the lads find out who was the thief?
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Story Name - Dorty Magazines
Author - Lee Barratt
Premise - Nev is bored and wants to find something to occupy his mind. The mention of jogging to Wayne creates a stir.
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Story Name - Bombers Away!...
Author - Tracy Holmes
Premise - An extended scene from ‘The Alien’. Bomber was missing from the episode The Alien, and had gone away, as Dennis
read the lads his postcard. Where did he go?
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Story Name - Colin Latham's Big Breakfast Surprise.
Author - Tracy Holmes
Premise - An extra scene set during series 2.Colin Latham from ‘The Fugitive’ is having his breakfast with girlfriend and spots
some familiar faces in the newspaper...
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Story Name - Barry In Mitushistan
Author - Tracy Holmes
Premise - Unable to find Hazel and gate crashing the Mitushi seminar, Barry exits the lift to see his van being prepared for
winching by a Tow Truck operator. An older guy in navy blue overalls. 'Stan's Towing Service' on the driver's door. Barry runs out
onto the tarmac.
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Story Name - Paradise City
Author - Tracy Holmes
Premise - Wayne, Bomber & Oz are having a few beers at the Marbella Club, and Oz needs a Slash....
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Story Name - Martins Misfortune
Author - Tracy Holmes
Premise - Newcastle Airport. Dennis and the lads are waiting to board. Russell has just asked for their tickets and passports.
Brenda and Christine are browsing magazines. A familiar face turns up.....
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