Bitte?

£1.34 a pint!

Can you swap unfinished kegs or do you need to finish them first?

So, finally got my perfect draught machine up and running. I've decided to have a religious evening in respect to the Premonstratensian canons of the abbey of Notre-Dame de Leffe, who founded the brewery in 1240 Therefore tonight I will be... Drinking Leffe Rituel 9, a deep golden beer with grain, ...

Penis Coladas til dawn?

I think that's disgusting on a Sunday

Well, maybes from the side

Makes a change...

Aye. A bit of a pisser like.

Awww great!

How did the interview go Lou, feeling confident?
What's the word then?

I asked Tracy the same once. He said try giving a bad impression so if you get the job they won't expect much. I done that for plenty of interviews. Probably hundreds...

Lou's Cleaning Services

'Allow our Lou to clean yours'

Top of the bill Lou!

You're not wrong there Lou. I hate Mondays