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by Herr Ullrich
Wed Nov 13, 2013 8:35 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: If only the lads Swore!!
Replies: 14
Views: 2230

Re: If only the lads Swore!!

Agga-f*****g-do !!!
by Herr Ullrich
Wed Nov 13, 2013 8:25 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: If only the lads Swore!!
Replies: 14
Views: 2230

If only the lads Swore!!

As a family show AWP has always been free of extreme profanity, and rightly so. However, I sometimes like to spice things up a bit by imagining some heated moments producing some stronger vocabulary! E.g Wayne: " did you frow that you Fxxxing lunatic?" Or perhaps : "Who wants to go and see a fxxxing...
by Herr Ullrich
Sun Feb 17, 2013 8:00 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Series 2 Doin up Barry's Gaff
Replies: 3
Views: 967

Series 2 Doin up Barry's Gaff

OK I'm no DIY expert , but can anyone observe the plethora of DIY crimes committed by the lads. I'll kick off, how can you start painting and decorating before the building and plastering are finished? Why did Dennis rupture a copper pipe which is inches from an electric switch. Shouldn't that pipe ...
by Herr Ullrich
Sun Feb 17, 2013 7:41 pm
Forum: Cock Up, Blunder Like.....
Topic: Things that make you go hmmm
Replies: 480
Views: 68703

Re: Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmm

Poor old Barry. Am I correct in think Barry gets his collar felt in every series ?
AWP 1 arrest for vagrancy
AWP 2 DUI / convicted and banned
AWP 3 drug Smuggling
Awp 4 arrest for being under the influence of voodoo

Am I missing any?
by Herr Ullrich
Sun Feb 17, 2013 6:22 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Dennis Quotes
Replies: 492
Views: 62435

Re: Dennis Quotes

Only 1 contender for me

Den : "So everybody gets - what nobody wants"?
Barry : "That's democracy, Dennis".
by Herr Ullrich
Sun Feb 17, 2013 4:15 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Series 2 Weird parts
Replies: 71
Views: 10899

Re: Series 2 Weird parts

Mrs Chatterley really annoys me, her voice is a really rubbish take on Maggie Thatcher. Its as though she was told to play the part as Maggie because there are a few references to Oz's worship of Arthur Scargill. Thatcher was then seemingly conquered by Scargill ! And her husband the gormless git, h...
by Herr Ullrich
Sun Feb 17, 2013 4:03 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Our lass was on Top of the Pops
Replies: 2
Views: 855

Our lass was on Top of the Pops

Tell me to go back to sleep if you want, but does everyone know that Brenda ( Julia Tobin ) , played Joan of Arc in the OMD video "Maid of Orleans" ? Does anyone else know of any other brickies wives who have featured as historical characters, in 80's pop videos. I'm not sure but I think Majorie may...
by Herr Ullrich
Sun Feb 17, 2013 3:51 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Tim Healy's Steak & Kidney Pie from Yahoo Group
Replies: 15
Views: 3026

Re: Tim Healy's Steak & Kidney Pie from Yahoo Group

How about Ally Frasers order to the Indian.... 2 Chicken Tikkas, the special rice for 2 etc
by Herr Ullrich
Sun Feb 17, 2013 3:48 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Tim Healy's Steak & Kidney Pie from Yahoo Group
Replies: 15
Views: 3026

Re: Tim Healy's Steak & Kidney Pie from Yahoo Group

Crisps and Scotch Eggs on the Ferry gannin over.
by Herr Ullrich
Sun Feb 17, 2013 3:32 pm
Forum: Cock Up, Blunder Like.....
Topic: Things that make you go hmmm
Replies: 480
Views: 68703

Things that make you go hmmm

A couple of things that have always sprung to mind are: Has anyone considered the actual route which Barry took to get to Jeddah on "old-faithful"? Bearing in mind that this was the peak of the cold-war, didn't think you could simply breeze through all those communist bloc borders. Also, geographica...
by Herr Ullrich
Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:24 pm
Forum: Guten Tag!
Topic: Now then
Replies: 5
Views: 1596

Now then

Brilliant web-site , having a great laugh and checking all the bloopers out. 30 years old and still miles better then the rubbish on telly these days. Me and my missus first watched AWP when we were two 13 year-olds, sat next to each other at Dorchester JHS in Hull. 12 years later ,we got married, n...