My missus told me off big time today and I don't even know what I said. She says I do it every day,but I thought I only did it very occasionally,and always when context allows.I think I might have said "why twice". This is serious divorce threats. Anyway,thought I'd come to the bosom of my family to...

Very overrated in my opinion. I remember when he had the graveyard slot on Radio 1 and would nick all his ideas from Ian Collins on Talk Radio who had his show at the same time. It all got feisty! Incidentally, who is that jerk who does the Radio 1 breakfast show now? I saw an advert on TV for it t...

Not as funny as Roger Daltry falling over.

I was pretty shocked at how bad LeBon was.One of the worst live singers I've heard I think.

Because it was arse.

D'ya geddit?

Soprano's I've never seen,but fancy.Trouble is,after Breaking Bad I think anything will be a letdown. Both The Wire and Dexter I turned off after half of the first episode. A couple of good ones I stumbled across on Netflix were Rev and Trivia (the latter might have been on Lovefilm,can't remember)....

I'd never fast forward a scene (as said,sacrelege),but the early flashback scenes between Nev and Brenda and Dennis/Vera are the most boring for me.

Corn..flakes.

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Hands up who likes me.

You stole my thunder Herr Phister.
Was about to ask if anyone recognised a familiar face.

Been watching Birds of a Feather had he?

(don't) Quibble eh Nev!

"Portaloo Sunset"

Pringle
Fraser
Grainger
Majorie
McGowan
Mrs Chatterleys husband
Ulrich
Colin
Mrs Chatterley
Hazel

Not deemed to be a sitcom obviously,otherwise it would be in the 100.A comedy drama they call it,same as Minder.

Steptoe at 15! Joke's as good a word as any.