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by Merle haggard
Sun May 04, 2014 6:33 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Oz Quotes
Replies: 891
Views: 100758

Re: Oz Quotes

Oz & merle live in Nashville

Yeeeeha
by Merle haggard
Sun May 04, 2014 6:30 pm
Forum: Characters
Topic: Oz & magowan
Replies: 17
Views: 12376

Re: Oz & magowan

Always wondered what Bomber would have done with Magowan had he been around during that episode. Magowan certainly took advantage of his absence. Bomber would've sent Mac crashing to the ground with one punch to the gut and Mac would've reacted by crying "Mama!". Honestly i think Oz could have chin...
by Merle haggard
Sun May 04, 2014 6:27 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Marjorie Osborne
Replies: 106
Views: 29973

Re: Marjorie Osborne

I'm divorcing the sod
by Merle haggard
Thu Jan 16, 2014 9:32 pm
Forum: Questions
Topic: How Do You?
Replies: 8
Views: 2479

Re: How Do You?

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet wrote:How did 'Arfur' padlock his phone before he gans to bed?
You could buy a little padlock for old fashioned styled fones back then my mam did it ( true )
Stopped you ringing a number by placing padlock on the dial
Obvuisly can't now for the button fones
by Merle haggard
Thu Jan 16, 2014 9:29 pm
Forum: Questions
Topic: The Coal Board
Replies: 10
Views: 1753

Re: The Coal Board

Hallwood wrote:In series 2, when Ally is looking to seal the deal with Kenny for the Manor, he says to Hallwood that Kenny has almost closed a deal with the Coal Board for Thornley Manor.

Why would the Coal Board have wanted to buy a big manor?
Maybe as a retirement home for ex miners
by Merle haggard
Sun Dec 15, 2013 5:00 pm
Forum: Characters
Topic: Character Profiles - Neville
Replies: 6
Views: 1969

Re: Character Profiles - Neville

Aye reckon Neville was a dark horse with the ladies Lotte The doctors receptionist The lass at the bar in the accused His secretary in the 3rd series Nearly had many women as Wayne But think he was too Honest to cheat as Dennis says He's so obliging he'd give hitler a ride But he couldn't half pull ...
by Merle haggard
Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:33 am
Forum: Questions
Topic: Oz divorce from Marjorie
Replies: 10
Views: 2162

Re: Oz divorce from Marjorie

Hallwood wrote:I think it was just that Oz's pride was hurt because she was the one who was divorcing him. Even though he more than deserved it.
Love the line just after Dennis tells him oz says " on what grounds " :lol:

Like he's totally innocent :lol:
by Merle haggard
Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:05 am
Forum: Questions
Topic: Oz divorce from Marjorie
Replies: 10
Views: 2162

Re: Oz divorce from Marjorie

When bomber announces to the lads Dennis is getting a divorce

First words out of oz mouth " lucky bloody Dennis "

Just found his reaction really odd
by Merle haggard
Thu Dec 12, 2013 5:54 am
Forum: Questions
Topic: Oz divorce from Marjorie
Replies: 10
Views: 2162

Oz divorce from Marjorie

When Dennis tells oz Marjorie wants a divorce why is oz so shocked He hardly llved with her always buggering off at the crack of dawn to gan to work on a German building site even to the falklands Always shagging about with other women Oz even says they could never get on Just can't understand his r...
by Merle haggard
Tue Dec 03, 2013 10:48 pm
Forum: Characters
Topic: Moxey when the boat goes out
Replies: 5
Views: 1332

Re: Moxey when the boat goes out

Why though considering he's supposed of doing his 2 years

That's what I can't understand
by Merle haggard
Tue Dec 03, 2013 6:27 pm
Forum: Characters
Topic: Moxey when the boat goes out
Replies: 5
Views: 1332

Moxey when the boat goes out

When oz is asking moxey to stay moxey says sorry oz I've got to find a country that doesn't have an extradition treaty with Britain Was he on the run in this series as well Coz strange in the same episode he announces to the lads he'd been in the nick for 2 years Going to Germany was his fresh start...
by Merle haggard
Mon Dec 02, 2013 3:39 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Wayne Quotes
Replies: 468
Views: 57826

Re: Wayne Quotes

I'm smitten ain't I den
by Merle haggard
Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:11 am
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Line Quote Conversation Game
Replies: 641
Views: 64272

Re: Line Quote Conversation Game

Are you staying at the villa mr Fraser

Nominate Tracy
by Merle haggard
Sun Dec 01, 2013 8:31 am
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Line Quote Conversation Game
Replies: 641
Views: 64272

Re: Line Quote Conversation Game

The Magnificent 7 wrote:Oh aye! I suppose where you come from its all candle lit dinners and mugs of sherry is it!? Eh!?

Nominate: Wayne
Reminds me of my gaff in tilbury

Nominate Harry Blackburn
by Merle haggard
Sat Nov 30, 2013 6:16 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Line Quote Conversation Game
Replies: 641
Views: 64272

Re: Line Quote Conversation Game

The Magnificent 7 wrote:Somebody told me there's a good place called The Coconut Grove.

Nominate: Wayne
Nah I'm well out of that

Nominate oz