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The Last Gig

Last post by Tracy « Wed May 18, 2022 7:10 pm
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by 936trt » Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:44 am » in Fan Fiction
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Barry and Naomi are relaxing in Kenny Ames’ mountain lodge, and Barry has decided to make a jug of mojito’s as “it would save time.”

Naomi :” So Kenny reckons this place is as safe as anywhere?”

Barry :”Absolutely.He has a reasoned basis for...

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Dementia ?! Oh shyte :o :? :|
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Wed May 18, 2022 7:10 pm
Little fleas have lesser fleas.........

Last post by 936trt « Wed May 18, 2022 9:23 am
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by 936trt » Thu Nov 25, 2021 2:32 pm » in Fan Fiction
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Little fleas have lesser fleas……

Dennis Paterson and Neville Hope are reflecting on the beneficial effects of alcohol and a virtuous life , relaxing in Debbies back garden .

Neville :” Aye we should be pleased the way things turned out....

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Dennis is having a video call with Oz.

Dennis :” So what do you think about this as a gig Oz?”

Oz :”As long as I don’t have to hear all that shit about threads again it’ll probably be ok”

Dennis :” What do you mean?” Oz snorted in...
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Wed May 18, 2022 9:23 am
Talking Pet In Real Life

Last post by Musta bin Elbowed « Sun May 15, 2022 9:37 pm
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by peng50 » Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:36 am » in General Chat
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Must admit for years I've always uttered those famous words I'm Home Pet
whenever I walked through the front door.

Also made the Oz Whoo Hoo Hoo noise as I've jumped in the swimming pool
with the kids on Holidays

Said Donkey Shite to me mates...

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My missus (a non Pet-watcher) inadvertently Aufed me last night. She was making fudge and told me it's just two ingredients: Chocolate and condensed milk .
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Sun May 15, 2022 9:37 pm
Friends Reunited

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Sat May 14, 2022 12:46 pm
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by racesgirl2000 » Tue Aug 24, 2021 12:42 pm » in Fan Fiction

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Chapter 1- The Great Escape

July 23rd 1990

It was cloudy in Tynemouth but warm and still as cheerful as it always was even as it threatened to rain. Dennis Patterson stood outside his ex-wife Vera's house muttering lightly to himself as his eyes...

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Chapter 9- to the Rescue

A few minutes later, the others were at Dennis and Christine’s house when Wayne asked “What's the word then?”

“Ah’ll tell ya what the word is, Wayne,” Dennis answered. “Ally bloody Fraser's kidnapped our Moxey and he wants...

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Last post by racesgirl2000
Sat May 14, 2022 12:46 pm
Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life, philosophical/religious facts, theories etc.

Last post by Trevor « Sat May 14, 2022 12:33 pm
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by vefaa » Sat May 07, 2022 2:20 am » in The Barley Mow

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Practical Explanation ( For Example ) :- `1st of all can you tell me every single seconds detail from that time when you born ?? ( i need every seconds detail ?? that what- what you have thought and done on every single second )

can you tell me...

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I'm sure Barry Norman will be delighted to hear the rest of it

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