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by Hallwood
Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:38 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Barry Quotes
Replies: 620
Views: 104617

Re: Barry Quotes

Everybody's got to be somewhere, sir.
by Hallwood
Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:47 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Oz Quotes
Replies: 891
Views: 118544

Re: Oz Quotes

Dennis: What's the hold up?
Oz: Nah, I don't think that's one of Merle's. Sounds more like Johnny Cash.
by Hallwood
Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:57 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Wyman quotes
Replies: 35
Views: 15550

Re: Wyman quotes

[When telling the lads he can guess anyone's taste in music]

Bomber: What about me?
Wyman: That's easy; Abba and Acker Bilk!
by Hallwood
Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:10 am
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Dennis Quotes
Replies: 492
Views: 72478

Re: Dennis Quotes

If anyone's ganna end up in intensive care, it's ganna be me!
by Hallwood
Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:07 am
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Oz Quotes
Replies: 891
Views: 118544

Re: Oz Quotes

There's never been a shirtlifter in the Osbourne family, and we can trace wor lineage back to the Second World War!
by Hallwood
Tue Jan 08, 2013 10:17 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Moxey Quotes
Replies: 409
Views: 45092

Re: Moxey Quotes

I haven't got any darts...
by Hallwood
Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:50 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Oz Quotes
Replies: 891
Views: 118544

Re: Oz Quotes

Oz: Last time I went, I told Marjorie I was gannin oot to buy the Sporting Chronicle. Three month I was away that time.
Nev: What did she say when you got back?
Oz: What won the 4:30?
by Hallwood
Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:40 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Wayne Quotes
Replies: 469
Views: 83247

Re: Wayne Quotes

Us carpenters call it luncheon.
by Hallwood
Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:39 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Oz Quotes
Replies: 891
Views: 118544

Re: Oz Quotes

For you, Tommy, ze war is over!
by Hallwood
Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:36 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Pringle Quotes
Replies: 150
Views: 55244

Re: Pringle Quotes

Call me Tiger!
by Hallwood
Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:35 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Barry Quotes
Replies: 620
Views: 104617

Re: Barry Quotes

Still, as he's gone, I may as well have his bed.

[The lads look at him, incredulously]

Well, there's no point in paying for another room!
by Hallwood
Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:34 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Bomber Quotes
Replies: 424
Views: 77807

Re: Bomber Quotes

Bomber's ready, Bomber's away!
by Hallwood
Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:54 am
Forum: Favourite Series
Topic: Series 3
Replies: 52
Views: 38738

Re: Series 3

I think there were so few episodes of series 3 and 4 because the quality would have suffered if it was stretched out over 13 episodes. I really liked series 3 when it was first shown, and I still watch it on DVD occasionally. Series 4, not so much. The whole idea of Neville being a spy was a bit too...
by Hallwood
Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:15 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Auf Wiedersehen, Pet and EastEnders links.
Replies: 16
Views: 5330

Re: Auf Wiedersehen, Pet and EastEnders links.

EastEnders started in February 1985.
by Hallwood
Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:24 pm
Forum: Characters
Topic: Favourite lines
Replies: 14
Views: 9527

Re: Favourite lines

Neville at the doctors in Germany: I hit a door
German woman (can't remember her name): You HIT a DOOR?
Neville: Aw, I was trying to hit a friend.

:lol: