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by HerrPfister
Sun Nov 08, 2015 6:18 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: happy birthday to ya, happy birthday!
Replies: 10
Views: 2120

Re: happy birthday to ya, happy birthday!

Donkey shite to you both. The cheques are in the post...
by HerrPfister
Sun Nov 08, 2015 5:05 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: I'll never forget...
Replies: 21
Views: 3307

Re: I'll never forget...

Oz and Rod's touching goodbye;

"Auf Wiedersehen, son"

Gets me every time...
by HerrPfister
Sat Oct 17, 2015 8:02 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Come Dine with the Lads
Replies: 24
Views: 2771

Re: Come Dine with the Lads

Arthur 'Tiger' Pringle

Breakfast : Tea & Toast, I told you that when you registered*

Lunch : I'm not doing lunches!!! :evil:

Dinner : Crisps, or that sandwich

(*marmite optional)
by HerrPfister
Sat Oct 17, 2015 6:21 pm
Forum: Guten Tag!
Topic: Apologies for absence
Replies: 9
Views: 5632

Re: Apologies for absence

Why aye, why aye; i've missed you both too!
by HerrPfister
Sat Oct 17, 2015 5:43 pm
Forum: Guten Tag!
Topic: Apologies for absence
Replies: 9
Views: 5632

Apologies for absence

Not that yees lot probably realised i was gone... but it's been a while since i've been on the forum - early summer i think - due to circumstances i'd rather not have had to deal with. Basically, the company i've worked for for the past 9yrs announced a series of redundancies, which descended into u...
by HerrPfister
Tue May 19, 2015 2:04 pm
Forum: Cock Up, Blunder Like.....
Topic: Things that make you go hmmm
Replies: 480
Views: 68874

Re: Things that make you go hmmm

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet wrote:Wasn't Trevor bricking it up earlier in the episode?
the name's TREV :x
by HerrPfister
Tue May 19, 2015 2:02 pm
Forum: Cock Up, Blunder Like.....
Topic: Norma's Drawers
Replies: 8
Views: 2706

Re: Norma's Drawers

Phew. The subject header had me all hot under the collar, there, :oops:
by HerrPfister
Tue May 19, 2015 1:57 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: AWP characters you've seen in other programmes.
Replies: 225
Views: 36359

Re: AWP characters you've seen in other programmes.

BarryTaylor wrote:Chris' vocal repertoire is amazing. He is from Hertfordshire but I've heard him do Cockney, Scouse, Geordie, Brummie and Australian.
You forgot Irish, as a matter of fact... ;)
by HerrPfister
Sat May 16, 2015 10:19 am
Forum: The Barley Mow
Topic: The Enfield Poltergeist
Replies: 22
Views: 3415

Re: The Enfield Poltergeist

Lou wrote:Still not had chance to watch this, I'll probably watch it tomorrow nite, I must say it looks ace, I saw a clip on TV today when the teapot shoots off the table and smashes on floor in front of Tim. Spooky.......
No post-work Rosie-lee for our Tim, then...
:(
by HerrPfister
Sat May 16, 2015 10:04 am
Forum: Cock Up, Blunder Like.....
Topic: Things that make you go hmmm
Replies: 480
Views: 68874

Re: Things that make you go hmmm

Aye, well he died shortly afterwards didn't he?

Neville's a killer!!!
by HerrPfister
Sat May 16, 2015 9:56 am
Forum: Guten Tag!
Topic: I have my own hammer
Replies: 17
Views: 4416

Re: I have my own hammer

Evenin' squire. How'd the Hammers do, eh?
by HerrPfister
Sun May 03, 2015 10:19 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Tiny moments in AWP you hate.
Replies: 33
Views: 8293

Re: Tiny moments in AWP you hate.

Dennis' skin-tight brown Y-fronts gave me nightmares for years afterward...
by HerrPfister
Sun May 03, 2015 1:13 pm
Forum: The Barley Mow
Topic: The Enfield Poltergeist
Replies: 22
Views: 3415

Re: The Enfield Poltergeist

Mentioned elsewhere by Lou, but there Is a drama about this starting tonight, starring our own Timothy Spall. I would love to watch it, but can't 'cos I don't have Sky :(
by HerrPfister
Sun Apr 12, 2015 9:22 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: How has Pet aged to you?
Replies: 26
Views: 4003

Re: How has Pet aged to you?

'Criminalised' we say, Hallwood.

And you a man of the law. Tsk, tsk. ;)
by HerrPfister
Sat Apr 11, 2015 5:33 pm
Forum: The Barley Mow
Topic: If you don't hear from Tracy or me for a few days...
Replies: 47
Views: 7079

Re: If you don't hear from Tracy or me for a few days...

Breaking Away wrote:Return of the Magnificent 2.
Tracy and I caught up again in Christchurch on our annual reunion. Tracy found the mankiest pub he could and we talked bollocks over a few pints and packets of crisps. Salt and vinegar.
That's not a pub, man, it's the nick!!!

Or mebees it is a pub, I divvn't knaa :?