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by HerrPfister
Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:25 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Crop Game.
Replies: 1551
Views: 146505

Re: Crop Game.

Page 2, the pic on the wall -

Who won the War anyway?

(I'm thinking it could be Helmut's house)

'Might as well. It was a long time ago' ...
by HerrPfister
Tue Jan 29, 2013 12:52 pm
Forum: Cock Up, Blunder Like.....
Topic: Love and other four letter words..
Replies: 12
Views: 2258

Re: Love and other four letter words..

I don't see them waiting for a cue. More like they are scared of women at the best of times. (Again just my theory)[/quote]


scared of women??? Not at all, it's just that Moxey was very badly let down by a girl in Runcorn...
by HerrPfister
Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:44 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Jimmy Nail question on Mastermind
Replies: 48
Views: 7676

Re: Jimmy Nail question on Mastermind

In a pub quiz once, the questionmaster asked us to name the actors who played the Magnificent Seven. So, of course, I answered

Fairbank, Healy, Holton, Nail, Roach, Spall, Whately...

he didn't give me the points. Bastard.
by HerrPfister
Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:09 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Wayne Quotes
Replies: 467
Views: 44165

Re: Wayne Quotes

Hazel : Yoo've always been very close to Barry. He told me what you used to get up to in Germany, visting museums on his motorbike
Wayne (bemused) : Yeah ... yeah ... I miss that ...
by HerrPfister
Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:50 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Barry Quotes
Replies: 620
Views: 60882

Re: Barry Quotes

Barry : We were known as the Magnificent Seven, we were. Trev : What - all over Germany?! Barry : No, in the hut. Amongst ourselves, like. Barry : (stuttering) I'm looking for Miss Hazel Redfearn Receptionist : Who shall i say it is? Barry : Barry. Barry Taylor. Receptionist (looking him up & down) ...
by HerrPfister
Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:39 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Neville Quotes
Replies: 491
Views: 45408

Re: Neville Quotes

Brenda : Don't! Not here. Neville: In our house? In our bed? At night??? Bomber : I feels like i'm in the SAS, don't you? Neville : Not really, i've still got me slippers on. Brenda (answering the 'phone) : Oh, hello, Ally Neville (bemused) : Ally? What's he doing ringing here? Brenda (covering rece...
by HerrPfister
Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:32 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Dennis Quotes
Replies: 492
Views: 48342

Re: Dennis Quotes

'His only ambition is to see Friday night come roond again' Ally : These are hard times, Dennis (huge cheese-board is wheeled up to the table) Dennis (wearily) : Aye, I can see that, man. 'Look, if he keeps on coming up with work for wer, I can't turn him down. I can't gan doon the job centre and sa...
by HerrPfister
Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:22 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Bomber Quotes
Replies: 424
Views: 39942

Re: Bomber Quotes

(after Bomber comment disparaging Newcastle Utd.)

Nev : Better than Bristol Rovers
Bomber : Too right there, but then City's my team, always has been.

(then spends all of series 4 in a Bristol Rovers shirt!)
by HerrPfister
Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:16 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Wayne Quotes
Replies: 467
Views: 44165

Re: Wayne Quotes

'What a gastronomic feast we have ahead of us. Tea & Bread.'
by HerrPfister
Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:01 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Fictional Dates
Replies: 76
Views: 15841

Re: Fictional Dates

This has always intrigued me, so here's what i've gleaned : They are in Germany August 1981 - August / Spetember 1982. Here's how I came to this conclusion : In 'Who won the War, anyway?', when Dennis is pleading Neville's case to Herr Ulrich and says Pfister 'must have made a mistake', Ulrich says ...
by HerrPfister
Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:26 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: the Sunderland-Liege game
Replies: 1
Views: 1593

the Sunderland-Liege game

In series 1 episode 3, can anybody tell me whether the Liege v Sunderland match that Oz & Dennis supposedly attended actually took place? The reason I ask is that if Clement / LaFrenais were inventing a fictional match for the lads to attend, then the logical thing would be to have Newcastle playing...