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Picture Copyright & Privacy: Pictures Shared On The Forum

Last post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet « Fri Sep 02, 2016 5:09 pm
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Sep 02, 2016 5:09 pm » in General Chat

Any picture private or otherwise shared on this Forum cannot be used or shared outside of this Forum without the owners permission!

We take privacy extremely seriously and protecting our members privacy.

You may not, except with our express...

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Fri Sep 02, 2016 5:09 pm
Thornely Manor aka Beesthorpe Hall

Last post by jamie « Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:01 pm
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:48 pm » in General Chat
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I am afraid, I have to post this, although I wish I didn't have to!

Due to the stupid actions of some fans who have recently visited Thornley Manor aka Beesthorpe Hall, no one, and that means no one is allowed anywhere near The Manor. If you try...

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when i win the lottery ill buy thornely manor and we all can enjoy it lol
but as u say it is somenones house so u dont want people trespassing
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:01 pm
AWP Avatars

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by AWP Corsa Tim » Sun Dec 30, 2012 1:06 am » in General Chat
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I made some basic avatars just in case anyone wants one...

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I noticed the avatars in the first post weren't showing, so they are now back again..
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Forum Signature Banners

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by AWP Corsa Tim » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:30 pm » in General Chat
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I have made a small one based on the top banners i made.. Are they ok on here lee??

If so, and someone wants one in the same style then let me know..

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I'm cool with it : )

It's ok I'm just quoting from the show. You'll get used to it with us lot.!
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Forum Rules - Read Before Posting Text & Pictures!

Last post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet « Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:11 pm
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:11 pm » in General Chat

This is for all things Auf Wiedersehen Pet, but there are a few rules.

1. No swearing, except for series quotes which may include the word Bollocks.
2. No hate, race or arguing.
3. No blatant advertising of any kind, you must contribute....

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The Return of Ally Fraser

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Mon Nov 11, 2019 1:54 pm
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by racesgirl2000 » Fri Nov 08, 2019 2:28 pm

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Marty?

Martin Taylor Jr aka Marty turned and grinned when he saw the familiar blue eyes of his later father's closest and favourite cousin Barry.

What's up?

That's exactly what I was about to ask you.

Marty grimaced.

Uncle Barry, it's way...

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The computer operator shook his head. The Frasers would not be happy.

Erm...Mr Fraser? he said turning to Ally, the usual half-smile on his lips. There appears to be a problem with the system.

In a fury, Ally punched the operator across the face...

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Mon Nov 11, 2019 1:54 pm
Switch it off then on again.

Last post by Tracy « Sat Nov 09, 2019 6:30 pm
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by 936trt » Sun Nov 03, 2019 1:11 pm

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Chrissy didn't seem very surprised when Moxey arrived home.

Moxey: Hello petal, how are you, are you feeing any better? She glared at him and shook her head.

Chrissy: You're back because of the police raids I suppose?

Moxey: Well partly, yes,...

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Toggle switches. Aye, can go along with that like. :idea:

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Sat Nov 09, 2019 6:30 pm
Aloe Goodbye

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Fri Nov 08, 2019 2:21 pm
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by 936trt » Fri Jan 27, 2017 12:00 pm
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Bomber is shaking Wyman Wake up half pint ,time to get to work. Wyman struggles to open his eyes and sees a flight attendant leaning over him with a concerned expression on her face.

Excuse me sir you have been talking quite loudly.We are not long...

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I so wanted Oz and Vicki to stay together
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Fri Nov 08, 2019 2:21 pm
The Wonders of Oz

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by 936trt » Wed Mar 28, 2018 12:55 pm
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Oz was pleasantly surprised by Bob Smiths 'phone call.

Oz: So it's definite then Bob,these are the guys that got all Kenny's intel?

Bob: Without a shadow of doubt Mr O-sorry Oz. I've seen all the documentation ,nothing hidden ,except of course...

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So what happened to Ally after this story?
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Fri Nov 08, 2019 2:18 pm
Honesty (question on Fan Fiction).

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Tue Nov 05, 2019 2:30 pm
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by RHill » Fri Jan 30, 2015 10:15 pm
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I've just read all the other fan fiction scripts again. Now I'm worried that Tracy, Lou, Tim and Lee have been 'polite' with their feedbacks on my two scripts. Please don't be polite. I need honesty. I need you ALL to be like Simon Cowell. If you...

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To be honest( and that is what you have asked for) I think we should all write whatever we feel. I just imagine these little scenarios when I am doing boring stuff like washing up cleaning etc. I just let the scene play out in my head and then write...
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Tue Nov 05, 2019 2:30 pm
Neville's Night, Brenda's Nightmare by Tracy Holmes

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sun May 01, 2016 10:13 am

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Brand new Fan Fiction by Tracy Holmes.
Set after the closing credits of 'The Accused'....

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Poor Brenda, what did Neville do to upset here?

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Tue Nov 05, 2019 2:26 pm
I Pity the Fraser (an Auf Wiedersehen, Pet/A-Team crossover)

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Sun Nov 03, 2019 2:52 pm
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by racesgirl2000 » Thu Oct 31, 2019 3:49 pm

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Newcastle's most notorious career criminal Ally Fraser sat at his desk in the old warehouse that he had long ago converted into his secret headquarters. The place had been abandoned since 1977 which was the year he first got arrested; the only thing...

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Quick. said Hannibal as he, Oz, Faceman, Murdoch and B.A ran looking for Ally's office. He pulled up the door--luckily, it wasn't secured--just enough to let them in this place and find Dennis.

How'll we get out again? asked Oz.

I'll figure...

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Sun Nov 03, 2019 2:52 pm
When Dennis Met Oz

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by Hallwood » Thu Jun 11, 2015 2:19 pm

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“Another pint, Oz?” asked Sandra, the barmaid at the Wheatsheaf. Oz took a last swig of the dregs of his fifth pint of the afternoon, then replied “aye, please.” He noticed his old friend Dennis Patterson come in through the lounge door, so he said...

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Enjoyed that.

Yeah, me too

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Sun Nov 03, 2019 2:10 pm
Lost and Found

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by 936trt » Sun Jun 02, 2019 2:00 pm
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Guy is showing Chrissy around the estate in Scotland.

Guy: “ It’s almost six months since you were last here and closer to a year since the first lodges were completed. I’m sure you will be impressed with the progress we’ve made.”

Chrissy: “Moxey...

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No Tatiana in this, thank God for that
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Sun Nov 03, 2019 2:06 pm
Game: Random title/plot

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Thu Oct 31, 2019 2:09 pm
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by RHill » Mon Aug 10, 2015 12:29 am
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I was reading that script in the Auf Wiedersehen Pet book again today about Saddam Hussein bunker etc. I forgot how funny it was :lol: Even though the story is so 'unlikely', it was very funny and certainly entertaining to read. Gave me this idea:...

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How about a when Neville met Lotte scenario........

Or a story of how Neville met Brenda for the first time
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Thu Oct 31, 2019 2:09 pm
The Trial of Ally Fraser

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Thu Oct 31, 2019 2:07 pm
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by racesgirl2000 » Fri Oct 18, 2019 1:14 pm

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Set shortly after the season 2 finale, we finally see what happens as the nasty Ally Fraser has his day in court.

Scene 1- A lawyer's office in Sunderland. Dennis and Oz are sitting in front of a young black lawyer.

Lawyer: Now, Mr Patterson,...

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Scene 26- Judge Longridge's House. Dennis is hugging his uncle and explaining why he didn't show up for dinner the previous night.

Judge Longridge: Oh my God, you poor lad.

Dennis: Uncle Larry, I'm 37 years old.

Judge Longridge: I know but you're...

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Thu Oct 31, 2019 2:07 pm
Bad Karma

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Thu Oct 31, 2019 1:35 pm
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by racesgirl2000 » Thu Oct 17, 2019 12:32 pm

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Okay, before anyone has a go at me, this story is set 3 years after the events of season 2 where Dennis Patterson and co get more than they bargained for when Ally Fraser goes after them but when Ally kidnaps Dennis, things get more complicated than...

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Dennis and the boys quickened their pace as they headed down the stark white halls of Newcastle Freeman Hospital. Dennis's anxiety had risen when his repeated attempts to contact Bomber's wife Patsy in regards to her husband's condition had gone...

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Thu Oct 31, 2019 1:35 pm
Briefer Encounter

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Fri Oct 18, 2019 12:45 pm
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sat May 30, 2015 11:49 am

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We have some new Fan Fictions coming through, and after being very busy for the last month, I am glad to get these online and shared. I do apologise for those sending in, but they are getting online now. Family calls.....

First up we have 'Briefer...

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Cool script, mate

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Fri Oct 18, 2019 12:45 pm
A New Beginning

Last post by Tracy « Sun May 26, 2019 6:58 pm
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by 936trt » Tue Dec 04, 2018 2:51 pm
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Pru is having a chat with Anna.

“So tell me Anna what do you find so fascinating about the shed. It’s not even finished?”

Anna: “ It’s …....I don’t know .I just like it. Uncle Neville told me a good friend of his said every man should have a...

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Dear me, that was a reet downer ! :(
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Sun May 26, 2019 6:58 pm
Martins Misfortune

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Sep 12, 2017 6:20 pm

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Another cracker by wor Tracy!

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Really enjoyed that, top rank, could picture every moment.
You don't get that on facebook.....

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Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:53 am
Paradise City

Last post by Lou « Sat Apr 01, 2017 8:15 am
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Mon Mar 27, 2017 6:40 pm

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A new one by Tracy!
I think we are all slacking in the FF department, myself included!

Anyway:

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Great that! Nice one Tracy.

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Sat Apr 01, 2017 8:15 am
Brand new Fan Fiction: Barry in Mitushistan

Last post by Hallwood « Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:29 am
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Thu Jan 19, 2017 6:21 pm

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Brand new Fan Fiction by Tracy!

I've been uploading an update of the site, so it's taken me a few days to get it on, apologies Tracy.

Here it is:

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I likes it!

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Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:29 am
Caddy's second revenge and other stories

Last post by Tracy « Fri Jan 20, 2017 5:48 pm
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by 936trt » Wed Aug 26, 2015 1:01 pm
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On opposite sides of the world two of the lads are experiencing emotional turmoil.

After the well documented rescue from the Hom bandits a certain newly free Russian known as Caddy was able to identify the whereabouts of two of his least favourite...

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Married ? Bloody lunacy !
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Fri Jan 20, 2017 5:48 pm
'One For The Autobahn' by Tracy Holmes

Last post by Tracy « Mon Sep 05, 2016 7:01 pm
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sat Aug 13, 2016 5:40 pm

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A new Fan Fiction by Tracy, and I really loved this one.
I feel into reading it in the way of the characters......

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Oh aye! What's all this then?

Badminton With Doctors - my new novel :D
Canna wait to see this on 'Fan Fiction' Musta. Does Brenda play in her nurses outfit ? :P

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Mon Sep 05, 2016 7:01 pm
Summer at Thornely Manor

Last post by Lou « Wed Aug 10, 2016 6:53 pm
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by Hallwood » Mon Jul 25, 2016 8:26 pm

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Lunchtime in the back garden at Thornely Manor on the hottest day of the year. Oz is lying down in the shade with a wet hanky over his head. Dennis, Moxey, Bomber, Neville and Wayne are sat around on various old chairs and upturned buckets. Barry is...

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Nice one!

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Wed Aug 10, 2016 6:53 pm

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