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Notification : Forum will be inaccessible sometime over THIS weekend. April 29th 30th 2017

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by AWP Corsa Tim » Fri Apr 28, 2017 6:01 pm » in General Chat

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Just a polite notification here.. regarding the forum...

The forum is overdue an update on its software...... i have a test board of this forum and have tested a newer skin on it..
During the process we WILL lost the Red and White Pet' icons, but...

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Same colours as Barry's van.. ish...

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Picture Copyright & Privacy: Pictures Shared On The Forum

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Sep 02, 2016 5:09 pm » in General Chat

Any picture private or otherwise shared on this Forum cannot be used or shared outside of this Forum without the owners permission!

We take privacy extremely seriously and protecting our members privacy.

You may not, except with our express...

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Fri Sep 02, 2016 5:09 pm
Thornely Manor aka Beesthorpe Hall

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:48 pm » in General Chat
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I am afraid, I have to post this, although I wish I didn't have to!

Due to the stupid actions of some fans who have recently visited Thornley Manor aka Beesthorpe Hall, no one, and that means no one is allowed anywhere near The Manor. If you try...

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when i win the lottery ill buy thornely manor and we all can enjoy it lol
but as u say it is somenones house so u dont want people trespassing
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:01 pm
AWP Avatars

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by AWP Corsa Tim » Sun Dec 30, 2012 1:06 am » in General Chat
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I made some basic avatars just in case anyone wants one...

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I noticed the avatars in the first post weren't showing, so they are now back again..
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Forum Signature Banners

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by AWP Corsa Tim » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:30 pm » in General Chat
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I have made a small one based on the top banners i made.. Are they ok on here lee??

If so, and someone wants one in the same style then let me know..

Tim

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I'm cool with it : )

It's ok I'm just quoting from the show. You'll get used to it with us lot.!
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Forum Rules - Read Before Posting Text & Pictures!

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:11 pm » in General Chat

This is for all things Auf Wiedersehen Pet, but there are a few rules.

1. No swearing, except for series quotes which may include the word Bollocks.
2. No hate, race or arguing.
3. No blatant advertising of any kind, you must contribute....

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A New Beginning

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by 936trt » Tue Dec 04, 2018 2:51 pm

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Pru is having a chat with Anna.

“So tell me Anna what do you find so fascinating about the shed. It’s not even finished?”

Anna: “ It’s …....I don’t know .I just like it. Uncle Neville told me a good friend of his said every man should have a...

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:o Haha didn't see that coming. Hazel ! Wait till Valery Nelson hears about this ! :lol:

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Sat Dec 15, 2018 6:51 pm
The Wonders of Oz

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by 936trt » Wed Mar 28, 2018 12:55 pm
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Oz was pleasantly surprised by Bob Smiths 'phone call.

Oz: So it's definite then Bob,these are the guys that got all Kenny's intel?

Bob: Without a shadow of doubt Mr O-sorry Oz. I've seen all the documentation ,nothing hidden ,except of course...

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With the sun's artificial rays, Barry-san can get a fake tan ! 8-)
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Aloe Goodbye

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by 936trt » Fri Jan 27, 2017 12:00 pm
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Bomber is shaking Wyman Wake up half pint ,time to get to work. Wyman struggles to open his eyes and sees a flight attendant leaning over him with a concerned expression on her face.

Excuse me sir you have been talking quite loudly.We are not long...

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... fruit juice for herself... Nev is still a bloody control freak ! :evil:
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Game: Random title/plot

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by RHill » Mon Aug 10, 2015 12:29 am
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I was reading that script in the Auf Wiedersehen Pet book again today about Saddam Hussein bunker etc. I forgot how funny it was :lol: Even though the story is so 'unlikely', it was very funny and certainly entertaining to read. Gave me this idea:...

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Moxy's roofing trolley fiasco
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Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:14 pm
Martins Misfortune

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Sep 12, 2017 6:20 pm

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Another cracker by wor Tracy!

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Really enjoyed that, top rank, could picture every moment.
You don't get that on facebook.....

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Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:53 am
Paradise City

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Mon Mar 27, 2017 6:40 pm

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A new one by Tracy!
I think we are all slacking in the FF department, myself included!

Anyway:

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Great that! Nice one Tracy.

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Sat Apr 01, 2017 8:15 am
Brand new Fan Fiction: Barry in Mitushistan

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Thu Jan 19, 2017 6:21 pm

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Brand new Fan Fiction by Tracy!

I've been uploading an update of the site, so it's taken me a few days to get it on, apologies Tracy.

Here it is:

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I likes it!

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Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:29 am
Caddy's second revenge and other stories

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by 936trt » Wed Aug 26, 2015 1:01 pm
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On opposite sides of the world two of the lads are experiencing emotional turmoil.

After the well documented rescue from the Hom bandits a certain newly free Russian known as Caddy was able to identify the whereabouts of two of his least favourite...

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Married ? Bloody lunacy !
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'One For The Autobahn' by Tracy Holmes

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sat Aug 13, 2016 5:40 pm

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A new Fan Fiction by Tracy, and I really loved this one.
I feel into reading it in the way of the characters......

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Oh aye! What's all this then?

Badminton With Doctors - my new novel :D
Canna wait to see this on 'Fan Fiction' Musta. Does Brenda play in her nurses outfit ? :P

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Mon Sep 05, 2016 7:01 pm
Summer at Thornely Manor

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by Hallwood » Mon Jul 25, 2016 8:26 pm

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Lunchtime in the back garden at Thornely Manor on the hottest day of the year. Oz is lying down in the shade with a wet hanky over his head. Dennis, Moxey, Bomber, Neville and Wayne are sat around on various old chairs and upturned buckets. Barry is...

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Nice one!

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Wed Aug 10, 2016 6:53 pm
Eu in or out? My attempt at fan fiction

Last post by Hallwood « Fri Jun 24, 2016 8:05 pm
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by staveley » Tue Jun 21, 2016 10:22 pm

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Hope you like this, let me have your comments, my first attempt.
Eu in or out?
Scene 1. The lads are in the drawing room at Thornelly Manor, relaxing with a few cans of beer after a hard days graft. Its the 22th of June, the eve of the EU...

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That was absolutely brilliant.

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Fri Jun 24, 2016 8:05 pm
A Trip to Boots - Lee Barratt

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Mar 08, 2016 7:15 pm

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After asking the 'Unanswered Questions' bit, I thought I would try and answer one with a bit of Fan Fiction......

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Nice when it comes together like that ,excellent!

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Sun May 22, 2016 10:14 am
Neville's Night, Brenda's Nightmare by Tracy Holmes

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sun May 01, 2016 10:13 am

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Brand new Fan Fiction by Tracy Holmes.
Set after the closing credits of 'The Accused'....

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Top of the bill!
I expect Lee to have a few of these soon since Tracy has sod all else to do.

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Sun May 01, 2016 6:38 pm
Pheromones by Lee Barratt

Last post by AWP Corsa Tim « Fri Apr 15, 2016 6:58 pm
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Apr 12, 2016 7:53 pm

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Just threw this together, went with the flow:

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Nice couple of minutes of scene there Mr Barratt..

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Fri Apr 15, 2016 6:58 pm
Another Hut, Same Barry....

Last post by Tracy « Fri Mar 11, 2016 1:28 am
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Thu Mar 10, 2016 8:56 pm

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I'm getting quite deep with this one, no jokes please, I've heard them all.....

It's set during Series 3, in that manky hut in Arizona.

Another Hut, Same Barry:

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I saw Barry unloading his depression on Oz. I think its called a 'mood swing'. Definitely not 'shape shifting' ! :lol:

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Fri Mar 11, 2016 1:28 am
A Seedy Joint - Tracy Holmes

Last post by Tracy « Wed Mar 09, 2016 1:16 pm
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Mar 08, 2016 5:22 pm

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A brand new Fan Fiction from Tracy once more.
Takes place during The Alien....

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Nice one Tracy.... err Tract. Thought it was gonna be about The Sandridge when i saw the title.
Haha yea, I bet a few seeds get planted there on a daily basis. Speaking of which, I reckons the gaffer must be planting a few seeds of his own ! :lol:

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Wed Mar 09, 2016 1:16 pm
Morning at Sir James' House

Last post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet « Sun Feb 07, 2016 5:46 pm
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Thu Jan 29, 2015 7:50 pm

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James: Celestia, I have made you a cup of tea darling..

Cel: Oh thanks, I'll just finish getting Henry ready..

James: I have to pop into town in a while, can I get you anything?

Cel: Well, I was thinking of picking up some salmon from that little...

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I often think of Oz and Barry destroying Jessops day, but it hasn't clicked yet.

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Sun Feb 07, 2016 5:46 pm
Bombers Away! - Tracy Holmes

Last post by Lou « Sun Feb 07, 2016 4:49 pm
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Jan 05, 2016 7:23 pm

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We have a new Fan Fiction from Tracy!
Its a good one, an extended scene from The Alien, and explains what Bomber was up to and why he couldn't give McGowan a good whacking!

Read now:

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Great stuff tracy

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Sun Feb 07, 2016 4:49 pm
Colin Latham's Big Breakfast Surprise by Tracy Holmes

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:14 pm

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Another one from Tracy, set during Series 2 but staring Colin, ya kna, Latham, the one we met, the lad from the army....

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I've only just seen this Tracy, great stuff!

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Sun Feb 07, 2016 4:48 pm
Bomber v Magowan

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by Magowan » Sun Oct 18, 2015 8:35 am

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Bomber v Magowan

Right! If you want to make something of this, I'll kill you! Mac growled to Neville. That goes for you as well, he continued to Barry before he shoved Neville for confirmation.
Hey, don't push me! Nev groaned as he pushed Mac...

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Now show me 'Paint fence'!!

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