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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:50 pm

"Come on Arthur! Get the door open man! We've only got 1 hour and 59 minutes drinking left!...."
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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:51 pm

Ah Bollocks... 'Barry Trying to sleep moaning' ...Ah Double Bollocks!!
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Post by BombersAway » Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:52 pm

Its got twin speakers, tape deck, radio! and a little toy telly on the top!!
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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:56 pm

Just looked at topic NAME.. Sorry..

Oz... Aye..., and Donkey Shite to you too pal!
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Post by BombersAway » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:00 pm

My baby takes the morning train.......she gans to graft and back agen!!
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:01 pm

I thought it would be good to have a section for each character, so we don't have a mass of topics listed....
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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:01 pm

Ive got a raging thirst!
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Post by BombersAway » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:02 pm

I've met this Eric. Canny lad, for an Eric
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Post by BombersAway » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:03 pm

Oz: Mind you, it might only be a darts match, but us British have still got to try and hammer these Germans.
Wayne: What for?
Oz: 'Cos they're the bastards that bombed me granny.
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Post by BombersAway » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:05 pm

I'll tell you one thing, mate. Sex is in its infancy in Gateshead!!
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Post by BombersAway » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:07 pm

Aye nice darts Barry. One in the five, one in the four and one in the wall!
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Post by BombersAway » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:29 pm

Spurs.... you can tell man!
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Post by BombersAway » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:29 pm

"Dearest Brenda, Weather fine Knocking shop Fantastic"
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Post by BombersAway » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:31 pm

Rule Britannia, marmalade and jam,. Five Chinese crackers up your arsehole ...
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:33 pm

"Do you want this trowel in your gob lad?...."
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