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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:38 pm

Well its Adult, and liable to cause offence!
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Hallwood » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:39 pm

For you, Tommy, ze war is over!

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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:47 pm

I sneeked out the back door and made a dawn departure like !..
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Hallwood » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:50 pm

Oz: Last time I went, I told Marjorie I was gannin oot to buy the Sporting Chronicle. Three month I was away that time.
Nev: What did she say when you got back?
Oz: What won the 4:30?

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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by BombersAway » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:12 pm

He's not gay. He thinks he is, but he's not.
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by BombersAway » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:22 pm

Gan piss up a rope !
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by BombersAway » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:33 pm

German Worker: Bitte?
Oz: Not as bitter as where we come from!
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:42 pm

Oz - "Dennis!....Remember that manageress at the dry cleaners in South Gosforth...."

Dennis - "Oh, she was no duchess was she...."

Oz - "A don't know.........she had a very refined accent, and she wore pearls....a had a good time with her......I never went short a coat hangers...."
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Jan 08, 2013 10:19 pm

"She knaws, she knaws the mother......"
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Gaffer » Tue Jan 08, 2013 10:52 pm

"Two pils ower here Adolf!"
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jan 08, 2013 10:56 pm

Ahhh Get 7 pints on the bar quick as you like lad!
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Gaffer » Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:01 pm

"Can I ran ye a bath? got nah radox i'm affriad."
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:06 pm

I was just saying to Barry there, owning a dog's just like owning a wife! just shame one license costs a hell of a lot more than the other!!
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Gaffer » Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:10 pm

Barry! Gan boil yea heed.!
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:11 pm

It just so happens that us two are one step ahead of you Duck Eggs man!!
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