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Wayne Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:02 pm

Mr. Arthur, Tiger Pringle.. This is your life!
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Post by Hallwood » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:40 pm

Us carpenters call it luncheon.

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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:41 pm

Do you know how hard it is to catch a penguin!
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Post by BombersAway » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:59 pm

Barry: What's it feel like, Wayne? Love, I mean, what's it like?
Wayne: Love is... sitting in a hut carving names into a plank of wood, and not feeling stupid about it!
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:44 pm

"Skirt....."
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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jan 08, 2013 10:12 pm

Its a bit basic luv..
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Jan 08, 2013 10:20 pm

"Did you have to wear that jacket?....."
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Jan 08, 2013 10:21 pm

"Keepun ze change'un......" A personal favourite from 'Private Lives'.
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Post by Gaffer » Tue Jan 08, 2013 10:42 pm

"I like to go last thing at night I do, Potaloo sunset!"
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Who the heck are the pharomone's!

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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jan 08, 2013 10:55 pm

Well, we're taking idustrial action are'nt we Tiger!
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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:04 pm

Here listen, seen as your so bloody good at initials how about F O ??
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Post by RHill » Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:12 pm

Which cologne is guaranteed to send an average Scandinavian into a frenzy?

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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:13 pm

Welcome to our humble abode Carol!
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Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by RHill » Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:22 pm

Eh nice and festive. What about some balloons?

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Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:23 pm

What's the word then eh?
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