Official Merchandise!!
T-Shirts, Polo Shirts, Mugs, Beanie Hats, Keyrings, DVD's and more!
Same day dispatch Mon-Fri if ordered before 4pm.
http://www.auf.pet

Wayne Quotes

Got any favorite quotes?

Moderators: Howard Radcliff, AWP Corsa Tim, RHill

User avatar
AWP Corsa Tim
Locations Tracker
Locations Tracker
Posts: 5308
Joined: Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:00 pm
Location: Nottinghamshire
Contact:
Status: Offline

Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Fri Jan 16, 2015 5:55 pm

Barry? Its Wayne.. haha...
Image
OP

AlreetPal
Legal Advisor
Legal Advisor
Posts: 2516
Joined: Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:46 am
Location: The shitehouses of the Loire
Status: Offline

Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by AlreetPal » Tue Jan 20, 2015 1:06 pm

Suppose you want another one, squire.
Shut ya yak will ya man, you snivelling little git.


We're sophisticated blokes us, ya know.

Lou
Top Rank Brickie
Top Rank Brickie
Posts: 4857
Joined: Sat May 03, 2014 8:52 am
Status: Offline

Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by Lou » Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:46 pm

"Portaloo sunset"
Image

User avatar
AWP Corsa Tim
Locations Tracker
Locations Tracker
Posts: 5308
Joined: Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:00 pm
Location: Nottinghamshire
Contact:
Status: Offline

Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Thu Jan 22, 2015 8:26 pm

There's topic's of conversation other than German building sites..
Image
OP

User avatar
Herbgarden
Plumber
Plumber
Posts: 184
Joined: Wed Oct 22, 2014 1:14 pm
Status: Offline

Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by Herbgarden » Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:54 pm

Between you, me & the gatepost mate she's a right piece of jailbait!

User avatar
AWP Corsa Tim
Locations Tracker
Locations Tracker
Posts: 5308
Joined: Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:00 pm
Location: Nottinghamshire
Contact:
Status: Offline

Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:56 pm

So theres a chance then?
Image
OP

Lou
Top Rank Brickie
Top Rank Brickie
Posts: 4857
Joined: Sat May 03, 2014 8:52 am
Status: Offline

Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by Lou » Sun Jan 25, 2015 12:50 pm

I ain't payin for it!
Image

call me Tiger
Electrician
Electrician
Posts: 95
Joined: Thu Aug 08, 2013 8:09 pm
Status: Offline

Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by call me Tiger » Sun Jan 25, 2015 9:14 pm

Changed man me, married man myself.

User avatar
AWP Corsa Tim
Locations Tracker
Locations Tracker
Posts: 5308
Joined: Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:00 pm
Location: Nottinghamshire
Contact:
Status: Offline

Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Mon Jan 26, 2015 5:02 am

Look what's this all about mate, the car ain't for sale
Image
OP

User avatar
Herbgarden
Plumber
Plumber
Posts: 184
Joined: Wed Oct 22, 2014 1:14 pm
Status: Offline

Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by Herbgarden » Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:14 pm

What about F.O.?

User avatar
AWP Corsa Tim
Locations Tracker
Locations Tracker
Posts: 5308
Joined: Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:00 pm
Location: Nottinghamshire
Contact:
Status: Offline

Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:29 pm

isnt Manchester up this way somewhere ?!
Image
OP

Lou
Top Rank Brickie
Top Rank Brickie
Posts: 4857
Joined: Sat May 03, 2014 8:52 am
Status: Offline

Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by Lou » Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:09 pm

Did you have to wear that jacket?
Image

User avatar
RHill
Gaffer
Gaffer
Posts: 2284
Joined: Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:01 pm
Status: Offline

Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by RHill » Mon Nov 16, 2015 1:49 am

"Yeah yeah! I 'pose that's it then eeh?"

User avatar
DIMKNOB
Apprentice
Apprentice
Posts: 10
Joined: Sun Jan 13, 2013 11:52 pm
Status: Offline

Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by DIMKNOB » Tue Nov 24, 2015 10:58 am

Well I do declare, as they say in the trade.

Lou
Top Rank Brickie
Top Rank Brickie
Posts: 4857
Joined: Sat May 03, 2014 8:52 am
Status: Offline

Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by Lou » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:33 am

Oooh, she can move in with me if she likes......
Image

Post Reply