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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:02 am

Alreet lads, MOVE IT!!!
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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by RHill » Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:08 am

That was one of Vera's favourite sayings.

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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by RHill » Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:31 am

Argh Neville man, pink?

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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by Hallwood » Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:10 am

If anyone's ganna end up in intensive care, it's ganna be me!

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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Wed Jan 09, 2013 5:03 pm

Aye Big Baz and Bomber will announce their engagement any minute i expect!
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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Wed Jan 09, 2013 5:07 pm

No, save mine for the Budgies cage man!
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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by RHill » Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:56 pm

"What did you say it was, aeroplane glue?"

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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:11 am

I was brought up on a council estate in the North east of England pet, Mrs Bellamy, ive seen precious little of the glorious heritage of England.
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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:23 am

"You should have told us all this last night.....then you wouldn't have had to kip in a field...."
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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by Brendan Mulcahy » Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:28 am

Dennis to the hedgehog
" I have my reasons to be working for Ally, whats yours son?"
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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Thu Jan 10, 2013 3:20 pm

"SHUT UP...BOTH A YA!!!!......."

Note: Used many times by me, when shouting at my 2 children.
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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by RHill » Thu Jan 10, 2013 3:54 pm

You're a lunatic Oz!

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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by RHill » Thu Jan 10, 2013 3:56 pm

Just 'cos I ordered a Brandy!

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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by RHill » Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:18 pm

"Local produce, market fresh vegetables; among their specialities, we particularly recommend Rakalamb - fresh local trout!"

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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:43 pm

Well if its only bloody gossip that's bothering you why dont you bloody move man?!
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