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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:56 pm

'Look a do have a few problems of me own...just now reet!....'
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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by Big baz » Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:46 pm

Why don't you two just bugger off man!
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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:47 pm

Those two PRICKS Barry and Wayne, totally ruined my weekend.
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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by Tracy » Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:49 am

"... so me and the lads can fly back here, take apart everything we built for ya, and then take you apart !"
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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by RHill » Sat Jan 19, 2013 11:18 am

"Hey hey divvent be too hard on him man! I mean just imagine if it wasn't for him now, you'll be stuck in the Barley Mow with Arthur Pringle, staring down his miserable gob."

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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:23 pm

Ohhhh HELL, i'll just put this buckle right on yer shoe..
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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by RHill » Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:26 pm

"He says he's very impressed that you're trying to learn German."

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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by RHill » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:37 pm

"I'll be back by then man!!!"

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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:20 am

He's got all the answers has he!
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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by HerrPfister » Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:32 pm

'His only ambition is to see Friday night come roond again'

Ally : These are hard times, Dennis
(huge cheese-board is wheeled up to the table)
Dennis (wearily) : Aye, I can see that, man.

'Look, if he keeps on coming up with work for wer, I can't turn him down. I can't gan doon the job centre and say "Oh, i've been offered work, but I didn't fancy it. Have you got anything for me?'

'If I pull this job off, i'm in the clear. If I don't ... well i might just end up in the Tyne. With me pockets full o'bricks'
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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Fri Jan 25, 2013 5:16 pm

Well that's none of your business pet!
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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by Big baz » Fri Jan 25, 2013 7:11 pm

The damage to the jag
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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by Big baz » Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:27 pm

And you know if you so much as lay a finger on her we'll have your plums for skewers
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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:50 pm

Nobody said anything about stopping work you knaw!!
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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Sat Jan 26, 2013 2:01 am

Series 3, 'I can think of one Slippery B*****D it'll fit better!!
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