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Re: Barry Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:49 pm

Tell the lads their first country house breakfast is nearly ready.. whooy up.. 8-)
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Re: Barry Quotes

Post by Lou » Sat Jul 05, 2014 1:18 pm

When they took my little cob out of the oven,I nearly cried. Now I know how women feel when they've given birth.
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Re: Barry Quotes

Post by Breaking Away » Tue Jul 08, 2014 4:27 am

Isn't it a bit like putting the rat in charge of the cheese larder?
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Re: Barry Quotes

Post by Catalan Clog » Tue Jul 08, 2014 1:41 pm

Whats Bombay Kartoffen?

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Re: Barry Quotes

Post by AlreetPal » Tue Jul 08, 2014 5:55 pm

He was only with his wife a jif a go
Shut ya yak will ya man, you snivelling little git.


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Re: Barry Quotes

Post by Lou » Tue Jul 08, 2014 6:09 pm

Can't take a shower, it's blocked with hair! OZ!!!
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Re: Barry Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jul 08, 2014 6:16 pm

its alright i was sat on this gentlemens stool..
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Re: Barry Quotes

Post by Catalan Clog » Wed Jul 09, 2014 3:42 pm

Spiffing bit a cake that is.

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Re: Barry Quotes

Post by Lou » Wed Jul 09, 2014 3:44 pm

Well I've never been so pilloxed around before, have I!
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Re: Barry Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:44 pm

Bloody heater in my van broke on the way up an all..
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Re: Barry Quotes

Post by Lou » Sat Jul 12, 2014 5:39 pm

No wonder I couldnt get through, bloody phones off the hook!
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Re: Barry Quotes

Post by Catalan Clog » Sun Jul 13, 2014 1:30 pm

I am sick of your evasiveness and sick of your PROCASTINATING

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Re: Barry Quotes

Post by Lou » Mon Jul 14, 2014 9:00 am

We're getting married hazel redfern, down here, next week!
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Re: Barry Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Thu Jul 24, 2014 11:58 pm

Excuse me miss.. :? (Door Slams)
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Re: Barry Quotes

Post by Lou » Fri Jul 25, 2014 9:03 am

I don't work for you lot
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