Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:21 pm**

Are you referring to me??

I trust you will take it somewhere else..

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:24 pm**

"Did I ever tell you the time, I was taken prisoner in Malaya?..."

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:28 pm**

CAROL!!

30 seconds to get out or i call the police!!

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:36 pm**

Call me Tiger!

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:41 pm**

I dont want my lounge customers upset!

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:46 pm**

"I'll get some Marmite..."

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2013 10:13 pm**

I heard!!!

TIM is the lady's husband!

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2013 10:59 pm**

That will be £6.09 unless you want me to contribute this to the strike fund!

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:07 pm**

Do you mind not calling me squire, or chief or boyo or mate, or any other title YOU PEOPLE have bestowed on me!

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:10 pm**

I think your in for a big disappointment here tonight young man!

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:18 pm**

Tim is the lady's husband.

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:22 pm**

RHill wrote:Tim is the lady's husband.

i've already done that one!!

Maybe you will suffer the same fate, transportation to Australia!!

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:31 pm**

I thought strikes had gone out of fashion with the working classes since Scargill got his arse kicked

Posted: **Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:08 am**

Tell him if he don't approve of the records, not to kick it in with his hob nail boots!.

Posted: **Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:20 am**

That will be £15 a night CASH!

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