Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 5:52 pm**

Men like boots don't they, they're imitatation ocelot, whatever that is.

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 5:53 pm**

He's my boyfriend and when we're divorced he'll be my husband

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 5:56 pm**

Who is verra?

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 5:59 pm**

Mines not too bad

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 6:02 pm**

It's dispicable

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 6:04 pm**

I was only fetching me ball

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 6:04 pm**

I heard

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 6:06 pm**

I'm the gaffer so get gan

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 6:07 pm**

You're sitting on my stool, that's my gin and tonic on the bar

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 6:08 pm**

What garage

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 6:08 pm**

Times useless with his hands

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 6:10 pm**

If you're so good at initials how about Fo

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 6:11 pm**

Stop the car wayne I gotta get out

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2014 6:27 pm**

I'm divorcing the sod

Posted: **Wed May 07, 2014 7:01 am**

'Don't be daft, man, we just want to hurl it down wor necks"

Marjorie Osborne