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fictional quote

Post by garforthgary » Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:47 pm

I read somewhere that someone said ( Dennis ? ). Why Aye Man, its Wyman's Mam Man , was this said ?
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Re: fictional quote

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:49 pm

Aye he did in Cuba, when Wymans mam turned up......
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Post by Hedley Irwin » Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:05 pm

At 09:29 on here

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Re: fictional quote

Post by garforthgary » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:21 pm

Thanks for that brilliant clip , i wonder if they did that in 1 take , or were there a few giggles around ?

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Post by HerrPfister » Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:53 am

The following fictional exchange occurred to me the other night, while watching 'Hasta la Vista'.

Nev : Hey Dennis, I want a word with you
Den : What's up?
Nev : I thought you said no wives on this trip. Now I hear you're taking Christine
Den : Well ,she's not my wife
Nev : Nah, but she is mine. I wanted to get away from her for a few weeks, be with Brenda like.
Den : Neville, think about it man. I can hardly take my own wife can I eh? Not since Barry went roond there, making a prat of himself. Rubbishin' our area. I can hardly look her in the face now man!
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Re: fictional quote

Post by HerrPfister » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:01 am

Sir James (seductively) : 'What barn?'

Neville quakes in his boots...
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Re: fictional quote

Post by Breaking Away » Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:50 am

HerrPfister wrote:Sir James (seductively) : 'What barn?'

Neville quakes in his boots...
Ha ha. Classic!
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Re: fictional quote

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Thu Mar 07, 2013 6:44 pm

Series 2 - For Better Or Worse

Neville - 'I've never heard that before...'
Brenda - 'What?..'
Neville - 'Dennis, singing in the shower...'
Brenda - 'Aye, he's been ever so cheerful I've noticed that..'
Neville - 'It's very worrying...'
Brenda - 'Why for heavens sake?...'
Neville - 'Cause he's knocking off my wife that's why!....' :lol:

Evil Nev :twisted: using up all the hot water so Dennis has to shower in the cold, and therefore shrinking his wotsit...
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Re: fictional quote

Post by Gary M » Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:28 pm

How about:

Nev: I'm going over to Sir James's to help him on his barn. You lads interested?
Oz: Haddaway and bollocks. Money might be your god Neville, but it's not mine.
Nev: I really think you should give us a hand, Oz.
Oz: How's that like?!!!
Nev: Because Sir James says, until you pay him back for them two trout, you're not getting your son back.

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Re: fictional quote

Post by Jamon Jamon » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:20 am

HerrPfister wrote:Sir James (seductively) : 'What barn?'

Neville quakes in his boots...

quality :D

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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:28 pm

Dennis: What was your game up at the Manor like?
Sgt Ives: What do you mean Dennis?
Dennis: Well you stood there while Mrs Bellamy told me my lads and i had to stop working like! , yet when i saw you back in the village you quizzed me saying, i hear you have had to stop work'

Sgt Ives: I have short term memory loss Dennis.
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Re: fictional quote

Post by RHill » Thu Jun 13, 2013 5:04 pm

HerrPfister wrote:Sir James (seductively) : 'What barn?'

Neville quakes in his boots...
:lol: :lol: just spotted that one.

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Re: fictional quote

Post by Hallwood » Thu Sep 12, 2013 2:43 pm

Neville: I'll just go and put the electric blanket on.
Brenda: There's no need; I did that twenty minutes ago.
Neville: You dorty bastard!

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Re: fictional quote

Post by HerrPfister » Thu Sep 12, 2013 5:35 pm

My Grandma had an electric blanket when I was a bairn (no central heating in her house in the 70's, see). Used to put the fear of God into me when she said she was popping upstairs to switch it on. I think in my unformed mind I equated it with electric fences or the electric chair. Presumably, those things have been long since outlawed by health & safety or EU regulations as potential death traps. I mean, what if you forget to turn it off & piss the bed after a skinful?!?
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Re: fictional quote

Post by BarryTaylor » Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:39 pm

Nope you can still buy them.
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