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Re: Series 3

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Thu May 23, 2013 7:32 pm

You want your train fare too?
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Re: Series 3

Post by Tracy » Thu May 23, 2013 8:31 pm

Lookin for a holiday Villa, Im sick of Barbados.
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Post by Tracy » Thu May 23, 2013 8:32 pm

Now if we had a bridge.
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Re: Series 3

Post by Tracy » Thu May 23, 2013 8:32 pm

Not the Bentley !
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Re: Series 3

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Thu May 23, 2013 9:07 pm

I knew the Dentist would go first..
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Post by Tracy » Thu May 23, 2013 10:51 pm

I'd like to put it on our bar next to Ian Botham !
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Re: Series 3

Post by Tracy » Thu May 23, 2013 10:52 pm

Are you going to be a problem Barry ?
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Re: Series 3

Post by Tracy » Thu May 23, 2013 10:52 pm

I ever show you the Indian knife I told you about ? The one I skin rattlers with !
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Re: Series 3

Post by Tracy » Thu May 23, 2013 10:53 pm

The pound is 135 to the dollar.
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Re: Series 3

Post by Tracy » Sat May 25, 2013 11:29 pm

Im talking a piece of the action.
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Re: Series 3

Post by Tracy » Sat May 25, 2013 11:29 pm

Areas clear, I got an eyeball on all seven.
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Re: Series 3

Post by Tracy » Sat May 25, 2013 11:30 pm

Sir, be quiet !
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Re: Series 3

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Mon May 27, 2013 6:57 pm

Where you funny talkin pigfarts from?

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Re: Series 3

Post by HerrPfister » Mon May 27, 2013 8:42 pm

Cop: you're from Birming Ham?

Barry : Birmingham, we say

Cop : you're 43 years of age?

Barry : Well, I have thought of lying about that...(laughs nervously)

Cop : Just answer the question, sir

Barry (deadpan) : Yes.
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Re: Series 3

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue May 28, 2013 8:47 pm

And you need a whole day off for that?
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