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Funniest Line/Lines

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:18 pm

I always think the line below is so well written and delivered that just thinking about it makes me laugh...

"I don't believe this Barry, I mean it's one thing to have a reunion, but did you have to recreate the squaller, we were once living in?!....."
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Post by AlreetPal » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:52 pm

Wayne to Pringle: I wouldn't do that if I were you son. They might be interested in seeing this. Remember a little party at Thornely Manor, Kenny Ames and a bird called PeeWee and this bloke with a video camera. Yes, Mr. Arthur 'Tiger' Pringle, This Is Your Life'

DA DA DAA DAAAA.
Shut ya yak will ya man, you snivelling little git.


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Post by RHill » Sat Jul 27, 2013 4:14 am

Wayne? Wayne? Do you remember that big fat funny bloke with the hair lip who took us on a trip to Krefeld?

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Post by Tracy » Sat Jul 27, 2013 7:21 am

Pelicans, Penguins and the Inland Revenue... No matter how many times I see it, always gets a smile. Reckon Jimmy 'Nailed' it !
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Post by redandwhiterob » Sat Jul 27, 2013 10:54 am

I love the line when Oz is being sarcastic about Barry's table tennis prowess.

'Nothing, nothing I just remember where I know your name from now'

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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:01 pm

CHAP SITTING ON MY STOOL!! .. Always gets me even though he isn't a main character
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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by Hallwood » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:21 pm

Herr Grunwald turns up at the hut on a Sunday. Wayne asks him if it's Monday already and Grunwald replies that it is not, and that he prefers to spend Sundays with his family.

"Turfed you out, 'ave they? Never mind, pull up a bed, son, we accept all sorts in 'ere".

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Post by redandwhiterob » Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:28 pm

I canceled the insurance when I got the green card to give us a bit spending money for when I got here you see

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Post by Merle haggard » Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:22 pm

Has that bastard given in yet

Oz shouts to Dennis as Pringle was just weakening to let the lads back in the barley mow

Cracks me up every time

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Post by HerrPfister » Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:48 pm

'Have you got any relatives in Newcastle?'
'Nah ... just the wife'

Love that one, me.
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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by Tracy » Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:53 pm

I always look forward to; "and if this wasn't Spain, Albert Arthur Moxey, alias Brendon Mulcahy, arsonist and absconder, your arse would be well and truly nicked !"
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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by Fitzherbert » Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:57 pm

Bomber : I feels like a commando don't you Neville?
Neville : Not really, I've still got me slippers on
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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by Fitzherbert » Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:58 pm

Oz: So I for one dont wanna hear anymore aboot it alright?
Moxey : No arse and shrapnel jokes like?
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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by Fitzherbert » Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:59 pm

Herr Ulrich : They had - how you say - a "whip it out"
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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by Fitzherbert » Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:01 pm

Barry: Typical of you that is Oz! I'm talking about comeradeship, not turd burgling!
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