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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by The Magnificent 7 » Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:09 pm

In the end scene of 'Cowboys' before the fight with Ally's men, I love Harry's line as he sees the Jag driving towards the manor;

"I think the boys from the brown stuff have just showed up".

I don't know why it makes me laugh so much, I usually rewind it a couple of times just so I can hear it again.
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Post by HerrPfister » Fri Feb 07, 2014 9:13 am

I do like the whole spiel about the 'Wolverhampton & District Aqualung Society', particularly Oz "Aye, aye, the reservoir", and the newspaper later printing 'Research has shown that no such club exists'.
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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Fri Feb 07, 2014 1:15 pm

And Bobs your uncle... Or Grandad in this case.. The banter between Ally and Kenny wasnt always droll..
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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by Brown Eyed Boy » Sat Feb 08, 2014 11:17 pm

The Magnificent 7 wrote: "I think the boys from the brown stuff have just showed up".
Oh, I have listened to that scene so many times, too. I know it by heart, as well. Only on my DVD he does not use the term "showed up", but he says "have just arrived"....

By the way, what's so funny about this line? Just curious about it. Perhaps it's me. Since English is not my "mother tongue", I cannot understand what the joke behind all this is...

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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Sat Feb 08, 2014 11:41 pm

Monkey Wrench eh... Harry: I know how to use it an all..
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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by Fitzherbert » Sun Feb 09, 2014 4:40 pm

Bomber: Whenever us lot get together, it spells trouble for somebody
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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by RHill » Fri Feb 28, 2014 4:44 am

"Dennis is too straight to play funny buggers!"

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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by 26 inch Pye » Tue Mar 04, 2014 2:25 pm

Ally Fraser: " I better get back quick before Kenny Aimes has Vicky running about in one of His porno movies flashing Her masse niblicks"

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Post by Tracy » Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:14 pm

And I just got the joke with Barry at Douglas and Jeans. "Is this aahhh 23 Emanuel Schindler House ?" When Douglas chucks him out and Barry says ..."and the lift isnt working ya know." I got it, Schindlers Lift' !!!
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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by BarryTaylor » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:28 pm

Brown Eyed Boy wrote:
The Magnificent 7 wrote: "I think the boys from the brown stuff have just showed up".
Oh, I have listened to that scene so many times, too. I know it by heart, as well. Only on my DVD he does not use the term "showed up", but he says "have just arrived"....

By the way, what's so funny about this line? Just curious about it. Perhaps it's me. Since English is not my "mother tongue", I cannot understand what the joke behind all this is...

:roll:

Around the time of the programme being aired there was a very popular programme on the TV called 'Boys from the Blackstuff' about unemployed coalminers.

The replacement of Black with Brown signifies shite basically. Harry and the lads don't rate Ally's Industrial Relations Experts at all.
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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by Hutchy » Sun Mar 09, 2014 4:05 pm

Barry: 'did he try to ravish you miss?'

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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:55 pm

For future reference.. You must be bloody joking..

Do you know how hard it is to catch a penguin!
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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by Hutchy » Mon Mar 10, 2014 3:45 pm

Barry's reunion to do up his house. With Wayne in the pub and 2 female hitchhikers.

Barry: 'Do you play?
Pippa 'what?'
Barry: 'Ping pong Pippa'

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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by BillyButlin » Wed Apr 23, 2014 1:32 am

When Christine Chadwick and Dennis are in the car just starting to smooch, when she screams "two horrible men". Oz and Moxey,s kippers would give a ghost a fright. Cracks me up every time.
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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by Lou » Mon May 05, 2014 10:41 am

This is this! This is this room! Oz watching video of thornley manor orgy.
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