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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by Lou » Sun Jul 27, 2014 9:04 am

Tracy wrote:
Magowan wrote:Dennis' conversation with Oz about the latter expecting to be treated by the Indian waiters as a long lost cousin when they go to curry house.

Another one is Barry's opinions on the porn film he, Moxey and Oz watch.
"Depraved !"
You'd be hard pushed to find something like that in the co-op in dudley high street.
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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Wed Aug 06, 2014 7:03 pm

Whats this? I havent put that on! :o
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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by Breaking Away » Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:23 pm

That's democracy Dennis
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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by Lou » Thu Aug 07, 2014 9:51 am

Laugh? I nearly bought me own beer!
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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:39 pm

You say, im just going to the pub pet for a pint, with my stool!
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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by Lou » Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:59 pm

"Hands off c***s, on socks!"
(Courtesy of Oz) I might have known.....
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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by staveley » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:18 pm

Not a line, but scene, when Moxey is in Oz's flat (overlooks Chateau Shearer) and he's given a meat pie. Its obviously gone off, because he sniffs it, pulls a face... then eats it!

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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by Breaking Away » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:32 pm

staveley wrote:Not a line, but scene, when Moxey is in Oz's flat (overlooks Chateau Shearer) and he's given a meat pie. Its obviously gone off, because he sniffs it, pulls a face... then eats it!
He might have caught Toxic Shock Syndrome
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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by Brendan Mulcahy » Mon Aug 25, 2014 7:42 am

Oz: It's not Moxys fault he gans roound thinking every neet is guy fawks neet
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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Mon Sep 08, 2014 12:38 am

Aboot as much as we'll find round here!
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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by Lou » Mon Sep 08, 2014 4:16 pm

You've got a porpoise! I thought you had a wife! What d'ya feed that on?!
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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:24 pm

Cos we're like you, riderless horses..
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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by Lou » Sat Sep 13, 2014 4:23 pm

What we've got here's the creme de la creme of filth! Back home there's doctors , lawyers who'll pay well over the odds for stuff like this ya kna. Friday nights sat round the telly, lagers and lime, group sex.
Right up their Strasse!
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Post by AlreetPal » Wed Sep 17, 2014 9:48 am

Lou wrote:What we've got here's the creme de la creme of filth! Back home there's doctors , lawyers who'll pay well over the odds for stuff like this ya kna. Friday nights sat round the telly, lagers and lime, group sex.
Right up their Strasse!
Love it. :D
Shut ya yak will ya man, you snivelling little git.


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Re: Funniest Line/Lines

Post by Lou » Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:04 pm

What do all do when the pubs shut then?
I go home!
Oh it's all back to yours then is it?
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