Tracy. He's had a bit of bover like...

[Breaking Away]

I've just had a text from our mate Tracy who's holed up in hospital at the moment. Had a heart attack but he informed me that it isn't serious but he would be offline for a few days.
Just what we need eh, a few days away from him.

[Lou]

Oh my god! I hope hes okay. What a shame. Please text him my love b.a. Xxx

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

Oh bollocks!
Please send him my very best wishes squire, definitely thinking of him!

[Hedley Irwin]

Is it his third one in 48 hours?

[Breaking Away]

He's a dinosaur and hasn't got a smart phone. So we can say what we really feel about him right now.

[Lou]

Oh bless him.

[Lou]

I bet he's looking through his postcards of the vale of Evesham in his biscuit tin. Hope he don't turn blue......xxx

[Musta bin Elbowed]

Poor bloke. Who's gonna feed the cat?

Tracy - if you manage to read this from your hospital bed, I hope you recover and return soon - good laff you are mate...

[Lou]

No, nobody gives a toss about him, hes got no mates...

[Breaking Away]

As he's gone I might as well have his bed...

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

Poor old Tracy, all alone in the night, it's bitter out there ya know.....

[Musta bin Elbowed]

Is he still in the kranken?

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

I wonder if he's stashing a Penthouse in his bed....or some untipped tabs!

[Breaking Away]

He's in good spirits. I've passed on the good wishes. I also mentored that you lot didn't mean half the nasty things you've said.

[Barley mow]

I wonder if he's stashing a Penthouse in his bed....or some untipped tabs!

What a character!

All the best mate