Microwaved Cheese on mass!

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

Is there something I don't know?
Is microwaving full blocks of cheese a delicacy or sommat?

[Hedley Irwin]

More to the point, what sort of place do you live in where even the value packs of cheese need security tags?

[Tracy]

"Cheeses !"

[Musta bin Elbowed]

More to the point, what sort of place do you live in where even the value packs of cheese need security tags?

Heheheh. Good shout > >

[Lou]

Making me hungry this is

[Breaking Away]

Hold on a minute. Since when does cheese need to be consumed within 7 days?

[Musta bin Elbowed]

That's Britain for you. Scaredy-cat nanny state this is.

[Breaking Away]

Don't think we have use by on ours. I'll need to look into this...

[Breaking Away]

Oh look at this. Look look. Very interesting this...

Our cheese over here just says to refrigerate below 4 degrees. No self destruct warning if not consumed within a few days.

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

More to the point, what sort of place do you live in where even the value packs of cheese need security tags?

Pay for nowt round here, I nicked this cheese didn't I!*

*I didn't.

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

"Cheeses !"

Cheese & Rice!!!!

(Jesus Christ)

[Lou]

This is making me want to microwave a whole block just to see what happens.......

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

Your house will stink of cheese.....

[Tracy]

This is making me want to microwave a whole block just to see what happens.......

One way to cheese off the neighbours !

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

Aye, they'll be brie'thing in all that cheese honk.....