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Post by Si » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:28 am

Some say lists are boring. But I could make lists all day long.

Make your lists here. Can be anything. Fave footballers? Fave Auf Pet eps? Fave painters? Fave TV progs? Owt ya like!

I'm gonna start with my top 5 Only Fools and Horses eps. Dunno why.

1. Little Problems (series 6)
2. The Jolly Boys' Outing (1989 special)
3. The Second Time Around (series 1)
4. Yuppy Love (series 6)
5. A Slow Bus to Chingford (series 1)

While i'm at it i'll do a bottom 5 OFAH too:

1. A Royal Flush (1986 special) - oh, just awful. Still can't watch it again.
2. Sleepless in Peckham (2003 special)
3. If They Could See Us Now (2001 special)
4. Strangers on the Shore (2002 special)
2. Miami Twice Part 2 - Oh to be in England (1991 special)
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Post by Si » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:33 am

Gonna do my top 5 Doctor Who's too, I think:

Classic series:

1. The Time Meddler
2. The Caves on Androzani
3. The Ambassadors of Death
4. Terror of the Zygons
5. Delta and the Bannermen

The Nu-stuff

1. Midnight
2. The Empty Child
3. Blink
4. Gridlock
5. Dalek
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Post by Tracy » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:50 am

TV Programmes;
1 AWP [ now theres a suprise ]
2 Cracker
3 Prime Suspect [ UK ]
4 Lewis [ I wonder why ?]
5 Life on Mars [ UK ]
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Post by Breaking Away » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:51 am

Si wrote:Some say lists are boring. But I could make lists all day long.

Make your lists here. Can be anything. Fave footballers? Fave Auf Pet eps? Fave painters? Fave TV progs? Owt ya like!

I'm gonna start with my top 5 Only Fools and Horses eps. Dunno why.

1. Little Problems (series 6)
2. The Jolly Boys' Outing (1989 special)
3. The Second Time Around (series 1)
4. Yuppy Love (series 6)
5. A Slow Bus to Chingford (series 1)

While i'm at it i'll do a bottom 5 OFAH too:

1. A Royal Flush (1986 special) - oh, just awful. Still can't watch it again.
2. Sleepless in Peckham (2003 special)
3. If They Could See Us Now (2001 special)
4. Strangers on the Shore (2002 special)
2. Miami Twice Part 2 - Oh to be in England (1991 special)
Wanted was my favourite.

"Old Bailey's my bet. The Case of the Peckham Pouncer!"
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Post by Si » Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:42 pm

Breaking Away wrote:
Wanted was my favourite.

"Old Bailey's my bet. The Case of the Peckham Pouncer!"
Did she call you, "My lovely"? ;)

Top TV is a good one. Will have to do 10 tho:

1. Auf Pet
2. The X-Files
3. Red Dwarf
4. The League of Gentlemen
5. Doctor Who
6. The Bill
7. London's Burning
8. Only Fools and Horses
9. Men Behaving Badly
10. The Royle Family
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Post by LeeW » Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:43 pm

Top 5 current obsessions

1.Breaking Bad
2.Sven Hassel books
3.Hammer films
4.Bowie
5.Viz

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Post by whitepug205gti » Thu Sep 05, 2013 11:39 pm

Well, here's my list of fave TV Viewing:
1 Auf Pet S1 & S2 The best, S3 good, not got rest on DVD, sometimes on SKY or Youtube
2 Steptoe & Son
3 Porridge
4 Open all Hours
5 Benidorm
6 Only Fools & Horses
7 Phoenix Nights
8 Game on
9 Royle Family
10 An Idiot Abroad (not a fan of Ricky Gervais though)


Fave films:
1 The Italian job (1969)
2 Convoy (1978)
3 Smokey & the bandit/smokey & the bandit II
4 Cannonball run/cannonball run II
5 Any which way but loose/any which way you can
6 Blazing Saddles
7 The jerk
8 The man with two brains (& most other stuff with Steve Martin)
9 Quadrophenia
10 Tommy
Anything with John Candy in, Eddie Murphy too
Ok there's more than 10 in there, but all old favourites, quality viewing.

Fave stuff on TV at moment:
1 Strippers -cars for cash
2 Wheeler dealers, new series coming soon.
3 Mythbusters
4 Storage wars
5 Deadliest Catch
6+ Most Discovery Channel stuff on SKY 520 + upwards, most of it is American.

That's my little list of lists.

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Post by AlreetPal » Fri Sep 06, 2013 6:29 pm

Top 5 serial killers on Dexter throughout the series.

5. Boyd Fowler
4. DD2K
3. Brain Surgeon
2. Trinity
1. Ice Truck Killer
Shut ya yak will ya man, you snivelling little git.


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Post by HerrPfister » Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:23 pm

Top 10 pets

1. Brenda - regulars on this forum will know I have a bit of a thing for oor Brenda
2. Tina - that bouncy lass from the Embassy; nicer knockers than wor Den
3. Christa - top babe in her day.
4. Tatiana - always looked 'rather fetching'
5. Heidi - one of the few that Wayne went back to
6. Carol - OK she was Pringle's :evil: daughter, but no other incriminating features
7. Pru Scott-Johns - a bit 'Country Life', but let's not hold that against her, eh?
8. Receptionist at Cannibals - she doesn't get much of a look in in AWP, but Annie Miles is in plenty of other things to appreciate she is a 'tidy bit o' tackle'
9. Vicki - I always wondered what she would look like unwrapped...
10. Pauline Oxlade - for me, just edges out Mrs. Chatterley in the 'Billy Bremner' dept. ...

Glaring omission? Sorry, Dagmar never really did it for me...
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Post by Tracy » Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:56 pm

Just for Herr Pfister;
1. Blow up Brenda
2. Brenda in her nurses uniform
3. Brenda in a Black and White Football jersey
4. Brenda in her Bikini
5. Brenda on Prince Steffano's yacht
6. Brenda on Kenny's yacht
7. Brenda in the Villa swimming pool
8. Brenda under the lunlamp
9. Brenda on the pool table
10. Brenda in that spare room

Brenda, 10 out of 10 !!!
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Post by HerrPfister » Fri Sep 06, 2013 10:09 pm

Tracy wrote:Just for Herr Pfister;
1. Blow up Brenda
2. Brenda in her nurses uniform
3. Brenda in a Black and White Football jersey
4. Brenda in her Bikini
5. Brenda on Prince Steffano's yacht
6. Brenda on Kenny's yacht
7. Brenda in the Villa swimming pool
8. Brenda under the lunlamp
9. Brenda on the pool table
10. Brenda in that spare room

Brenda, 10 out of 10 !!!
That's my weekend sorted.. :roll:

Thanks Tracy, love. Get a William Scnapps down you, girl!
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Post by Tracy » Sat Sep 07, 2013 12:44 am

Cheers my friend but I better stick to Coke. And just between you and me, I only wear a nurses uniform on Friday nights, doont tell my missus !!!
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Post by Si » Sat Sep 07, 2013 3:26 am

Top 10 films. Changes quite often I think.

1. Withnail & I
2. Nuns on the Run (Guilty pleasure)
3. The Shawshank Redemption
4. Ghostbusters
5. Back to the Future
6. The Inbetweeners
7. Carry on Abroad
8. Carry on Again Doctor
9. Carry on Camping
10. Four Weddings and a Funeral

Hmmm, need to watch a few DVDs I think :)
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Post by Si » Sat Sep 07, 2013 3:40 am

Pets (I likes this one I do)

1. Helen Bellamy (Ding dong!)
2.Lorraine (Slithering round the office)
3.Pru Scott-Johns (Posh totty)
4.Naomi Hedges (good in them shorts)
5.Brenda (Bikini and that Spender ep...)
6.Dagmar (Don't mind hairy pits and she fit as)
7.Celestia (i'd like another scone please)
8.That nasty piece in the Cross Keys, "You'd have to go into Chesterfield" :roll: (Posh totty)
9.Irena (hot and needs marrying off!)
10. Joy (older woman and all that)
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Post by Si » Sun Sep 08, 2013 1:18 am

Top 5 Men Behaving Badly:

1. Bed
2. Drunk
3. Playing Away
4. Home Made Sauna
5. Sex and Violence

Bottom 5 MBB:

1. Jealousy
2. Watching TV
3. Sofa
4. Delivery
5. Performance

Top 5 James Bond:

1. From Russia With Love
2. For Your Eyes Only
3. License to Kill
4. Casino Royale
5. You Only Live Twice

Bottom 3 (can only do 3):

1. Die Another Day (utter garbage)
2. Octopussy
3. The World is Not Enough

Bonds (best to worst)

1. Dalton
2. Craig
3. Connery
4. Moore
5. Brosnan
6. Lazenby

Top 5 Carry Ons:

1. Abroad
2. Again Doctor
3. Camping
4. Loving
5. At Your Convenience

Top 5 80's Shows when I was a Kid:

1. The A Team
2. Knight Rider
3. Airwolf
4. Street Hawk
5. The Dukes of Hazzard

Top 5 Video Games of All Time:

1. GTA: Vice City (PS2)
2. Dizzy (ZX Spectrum)
3. Mario 64 (N64)
4. Super Mario Kart (Snes)
5. Sonic the Hedgehog (Megadrive/Master System)
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