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Re: random question

Post by AlreetPal » Sat Oct 17, 2015 9:47 am

Tracy wrote:
AlreetPal wrote:Who got to keep the trout from the stream that Oz & Barry poached? The police or Sir James?
Sir James. His missus cooked 'em for their suppa.
But Oz also said, 'The bastards at the Nick hung onto them for a fish supper.'
Shut ya yak will ya man, you snivelling little git.


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Re: random question

Post by Tracy » Sat Oct 17, 2015 5:43 pm

AlreetPal wrote:
Tracy wrote:
AlreetPal wrote:Who got to keep the trout from the stream that Oz & Barry poached? The police or Sir James?
Sir James. His missus cooked 'em for their suppa.
But Oz also said, 'The bastards at the Nick hung onto them for a fish supper.'
Ah reet ! But I still think Sir James gottem. Any other thoughts ?
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Re: random question

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Sat Oct 17, 2015 9:14 pm

Well he certainly didn't get any veal...

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Re: random question

Post by DIMKNOB » Fri Nov 20, 2015 7:24 am

Musta bin Elbowed wrote:Well he certainly didn't get any veal...
Or even veal substitute. But I reckon he would definitely have had the trout. And I'd have had his missus if she was up for it. Never mind being a bugger of a place to heat, stick that thing called Henry in the play-pen and I'd have warmed her up.

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Re: random question

Post by Tracy » Fri Nov 20, 2015 9:05 am

DIMKNOB wrote:
Musta bin Elbowed wrote:Well he certainly didn't get any veal...
Or even veal substitute. But I reckon he would definitely have had the trout. And I'd have had his missus if she was up for it. Never mind being a bugger of a place to heat, stick that thing called Henry in the play-pen and I'd have warmed her up.
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Re: random question

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Fri Nov 20, 2015 12:47 pm

Tracy wrote:
DIMKNOB wrote:Or even veal substitute. But I reckon he would definitely have had the trout. And I'd have had his missus if she was up for it. Never mind being a bugger of a place to heat, stick that thing called Henry in the play-pen and I'd have warmed her up.
He had a tasty piece at the hotel too. And I thought upmarket women always went for blokes like Oz...

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Re: random question

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Nov 20, 2015 2:35 pm

Hotel?!
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Re: random question

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Fri Nov 20, 2015 7:57 pm

Yes hotel. Veal. Eel escalopes?!!

You're getting my dander up you grubbly little man...

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Re: random question

Post by DIMKNOB » Tue Nov 24, 2015 7:27 am

No, there was a brown roll down there.

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Re: random question

Post by Hedley Irwin » Tue Nov 24, 2015 12:37 pm

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet wrote:Hotel?!
Yeah, my mum said that's where you all live
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Re: random question

Post by Lou » Tue Nov 24, 2015 12:48 pm

Musta bin Elbowed wrote:Yes hotel. Veal. Eel escalopes?!!

You're getting my dander up you grubbly little man...
Hotel?
Are we talking flowery twats or fatty owls !
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