Talking Pet In Real Life

[Musta bin Elbowed]

Got a colleague at work today. We have a new member of staff, looks like a surfer type and walks around the office in slacks and trainers when everyone else is in suits. When he left for the day I turned to my colleague: "He's a cool dude inne?"

[staveley]

I was in Spain few weeks ago and planned a day trip to Gibraltar and the missus was saying we could see the apes, gardens etc and I said, like Bomber did when they planned their trip '.....and English ale.'

I've been waiting for someone, somewhere, when I'm abroad to ask if I speak English just so I can reply ''Tis my mother toungue, I've spoke it all my life...' but had no luck so far.

[Musta bin Elbowed]

We were stupidly busy at work all day yesterday, literally non-stop. As we all breathed a collective sigh of relief when the metaphorical bell went, I turned to a colleague: "Hey wuv been thrashin alang today havent wuh?"