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Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

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Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Mon Oct 21, 2013 8:55 pm

(Cant seem to find a similar thread so starting one here....)


In continental Europe, they do not know what a spirit level is. Consequently many of their walls are not plumb.

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Post by Tracy » Mon Oct 21, 2013 9:06 pm

You cant hitchhike on the Autobahns.
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Post by RHill » Mon Oct 21, 2013 9:17 pm

Germany is not as bitter as where we come from.

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Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Mon Oct 21, 2013 9:23 pm

Sex is in its infancy in Gateshead.

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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by RHill » Mon Oct 21, 2013 9:33 pm

In England, you can't get a good storyline with plenty of humping.

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Post by HerrPfister » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:04 pm

How to seduce a trout into joining you for supper. Just like with a woman, reelly :D
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Howard Radcliff » Mon Oct 21, 2013 11:26 pm

What 'langsam' means.
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Tracy » Mon Oct 21, 2013 11:32 pm

Ya best bet is Samanthas.
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by RHill » Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:34 am

Pheromones...

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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Tracy » Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:51 am

The term 'Jerrybuilt' is a Biblical one. Comes from the account of the Walls of Jericho collapsing. Must have been built by a Jorman firm ! Crap quality, sub standard !
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Post by Hedley Irwin » Tue Oct 22, 2013 5:40 am

They have the wheelclamp in Spain, and it's known as the Catalan clog
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by HerrPfister » Tue Oct 22, 2013 5:57 am

the Vikings landed in England at Newcastle, & invented the Geordie dialect before mekking their way sooth, raping, looting & pillaging...
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Tracy » Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:58 am

It goes boom titty, boom titty, boom titty, boom titty, boom titty, boom titty, bo bo boom !
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Post by Breaking Away » Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:21 am

Collect your lottery winnings BEFORE going out boating with the lads
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Breaking Away » Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:24 am

Don't trust a mate with your bird after 3pm
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