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Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sat Oct 25, 2014 7:41 pm

Lou wrote:That the school board inspectors used to drive round randomly picking up kids in cars to test them on their reflexes.
Superb! :lol:
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by eddie huggins » Sat Oct 25, 2014 11:47 pm

You know when Martin Cooper walks into the pub to meet the lads and Oz gets uppity, the way Dennis handles Oz is basically how I do parenting.

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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Skeef143 » Mon Nov 17, 2014 8:33 pm

I have read all 43 pages of this, and have been howling with laughter at some posts :)

There were 24 hour tattoo studios in Dusseldorf in the early 80s.

Some people don't know that Stevie Nicks is female. (I laughed and said "who's he" under my breath when this episode was first on, so my Dad then turned round and said "well, who IS he, then") :lol:

Members of the police force always wear the wrong clothes for the climate when visiting the USA.

Apologies if I've repeated anything!

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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by HerrPfister » Tue Nov 18, 2014 10:27 am

Hazel's Granny lived in Dudley, and had very brittle bones. Barry thinks that it is due to a lack of calcium in the water, and often notices how dry his cuticles get. zzzzzzzz
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Tue Nov 18, 2014 2:05 pm

100 hours is a lifetime

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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by HerrPfister » Tue Nov 18, 2014 2:17 pm

Oz is bigger than Barry in, er, 'certain areas' ... :oops:
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Wed Nov 19, 2014 2:15 pm

That the airport in Marbella is too bloody close to the Tennis club!
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Lou » Mon May 11, 2015 2:18 pm

That after a few more Newcastle Browns, Oz will be tempted to pull the front end of your face off.
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Lou » Mon May 11, 2015 2:20 pm

Hazel can't drive with a gear lever.
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Lou » Mon May 11, 2015 2:45 pm

That Marjorie humped half of Tyneside while Oz's back was turned.
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Lou » Mon May 11, 2015 3:40 pm

That in the 1980's, an unemployed bricklayers day consisted of spending all afternoon in the pub and then going home and watching your wife try and make a decent meal out of tins.
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Lou » Mon May 11, 2015 3:59 pm

That there's a fine line between eroticism and kinkiness.
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Lou » Mon May 11, 2015 4:15 pm

That you can't go for a piss with a fridge on your hand.
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Lou » Tue May 12, 2015 12:00 pm

That it's a long hard job getting Ally Fraser roused at night.
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Tue May 12, 2015 3:44 pm

Industrial disputes on German building sites are easily solved by sending for some more out-of-work Englanders.

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