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Things you HAVEN'T learned from watching Auf Pet

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Re: Things you HAVEN'T learned from watching Auf Pet

Post by FoxyMoxey » Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:35 pm

Was that rat ever caught? And were there any more?

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Re: Things you HAVEN'T learned from watching Auf Pet

Post by Lou » Sat Dec 02, 2017 8:41 am

You know what they say, no such thing as one rat
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Post by Kenny Fraser » Mon Dec 04, 2017 4:01 pm

Ooh, there's loads of unanswered questions.

Did Colin go AWOL again and hitch-hike around Germany?

Was Terry Leather extradited to serve 25 years penal servitude? Did the guy singing Sweet Caroline in the Spanish pub get signed by a major record label?

Did those two freeloading gals ever get to Fishguard and did they put one over on another 'Wayne'?

Did the fat bloke ever get into the site lavvy? He may not have made a second attempt as according to Oz his lot only took one bath a year. :lol:

Did Norma's husband think she didn't look too delectable when he came back from the Gulf and buggered off back there?

If Big Baz had to give up his modelling career after being flattened by Oz then Bomber.

If Magowan ever bumped into Rod when the former went back to door duties at gay nightclubs after clouting one site foreman too many.

The most important question however may well relate to one of the lads' wives and I sincerely hope this query is now part of the social studies curriculum in Geordie schools: did Marjorie attempt to sleep with the second half of Tyneside males and was it a strategy to save money?

It should be remembered that Oz always kept Marj short of cash, but although I could understand her humping the TV repair man (no bill), humping the bloke at the rates office (a discount, waiver or delayed payment), I can't see how it would have save Mrs Osbourne money by humping the bloke at Wallsend slipway. And I wonder if her Italian boyfriend ever opened his own restaurant or the guy she picked up that night kept in touch. Marjorie always was a bit flighty.
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Re: Things you HAVEN'T learned from watching Auf Pet

Post by Tracy » Mon Dec 04, 2017 6:04 pm

My goodness Kenny, you have been busy ! Canna sleep loike ? Here is an idea. Work out the answers, put them in a story and put them on Fan Fiction. Sound eh ?! Reet, get gan ! :D
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Post by Kenny Fraser » Mon Dec 04, 2017 10:53 pm

Nah, I'd just read the thread's previous posts for the first time and they reminded me of different bits from the first two series, the DVDs of which I'd watched a couple of weeks back. My fan fiction would probably result in mass snoozing. ;)

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Re: Things you HAVEN'T learned from watching Auf Pet

Post by FoxyMoxey » Mon Dec 11, 2017 6:53 pm

Lou wrote:
Sat Dec 02, 2017 8:41 am
You know what they say, no such thing as one rat
Aye, notorious breeders are rats!

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Post by Kenny Fraser » Sat Mar 10, 2018 12:43 pm

Another thing I haven't learned is whether Brenda was ever satisfied with her house, which was rejected for a feature in Homes and Gardens as it was too fancy.

My spies in Geordieland tell me Neville has had to go back on the building sites and do loads of overtime as Brenda wants another extension. This will be the fourth on the same house and there's only the two of them living there but Brenda likes to stick it to the Joneses.

A second reason Neville is having to build more walls than McAlpines is that Brenda has decided she wants to bark after all and Neville was only able to get SuperStrength Viagra privately.

"I want to see that up by the end of today!" That was Neville's gaffer talking about a wall, not Brenda you dirty-minded devils.

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Re: Things you HAVEN'T learned from watching Auf Pet

Post by Lou » Sun Mar 11, 2018 9:29 pm

Haha!
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Re: Things you HAVEN'T learned from watching Auf Pet

Post by Kenny Fraser » Mon Mar 19, 2018 7:48 pm

Something else which wasn't revealed was whether Barry's mixed doubles win with Helen Ferguson in the West Bromwich & District Soonday Methodist League was his sole sporting sporting triumph or if he also scaled the heights with draughts or crazy golf.

Nobody could ever take that pewter tankard away from Barry, and Oz didn't think anyone would want to. :lol:
Mind you, if a burglar had nicked anything from the mantlepiece, they'd surely have gone for Lena Zavaroni's autograph, even if eBay weren't invented in them days.

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