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Re: Auf Wiedersehen Pet pets

Post by peng50 » Sat Sep 27, 2014 5:06 pm

No swanning around bare arsed.... Does that coont like :P

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Post by HerrPfister » Sat Sep 27, 2014 5:31 pm

Rack o' lamb, fresh local Trout.
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Re: Auf Wiedersehen Pet pets

Post by Lou » Sat Sep 27, 2014 5:55 pm

If a bird took me to a bull fight I'd be seriously worried about her mental health.
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Post by Hedley Irwin » Sat Sep 27, 2014 6:50 pm

Rattlers, coyotes, jackrabbits
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Re: Auf Wiedersehen Pet pets

Post by Lou » Sat Sep 27, 2014 7:19 pm

Now remember Neville, we're off to catch butterflies in Bavaria.
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Re: Auf Wiedersehen Pet pets

Post by peng50 » Sat Sep 27, 2014 7:48 pm

Hedgehogs got pricks on the ootside

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Post by HerrPfister » Sat Sep 27, 2014 8:25 pm

"...where men are men, and SHEEP get nervous"
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sat Sep 27, 2014 8:27 pm

Mind that snake there Moxey!
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sat Sep 27, 2014 8:27 pm

That's why they call you Monkey wrench.....
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sat Sep 27, 2014 8:28 pm

Detach Watch Beetle.......
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Post by HerrPfister » Sat Sep 27, 2014 8:32 pm

Bwaark bwarck. Y'know, Prawn, man, prawn.
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Post by peng50 » Sat Sep 27, 2014 8:53 pm

I read about it in the naked ape

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Post by peng50 » Sat Sep 27, 2014 8:54 pm

The same gutsy pig that ate the cake !!!!

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Re: Auf Wiedersehen Pet pets

Post by HerrPfister » Sat Sep 27, 2014 9:15 pm

"Urgh, urgh. It's a bloody FLYING-FISH!"
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Re: Auf Wiedersehen Pet pets

Post by Lou » Sat Sep 27, 2014 10:48 pm

Do you want that last prawn ball?
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