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Things In AWP You' Would Never Hear Today

Post by AlreetPal » Mon Jul 20, 2015 11:26 am

As the title suggests list things and phrases you would never hear today.

'I took some polaroids in Bruge. I think you'll agree, they capture it's historic splendour.

'Can I have a pint of bitter, in a straight glass please?
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Shut ya yak will ya man, you snivelling little git.


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Re: Things In AWP You' Would Never Hear Today

Post by Lou » Mon Jul 20, 2015 2:48 pm

We get all the English telly flown over on video
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Re: Things In AWP You' Would Never Hear Today

Post by Lou » Mon Jul 20, 2015 3:35 pm

I don't know how I ended up, I can't understand this German money.
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Re: Things In AWP You' Would Never Hear Today

Post by Breaking Away » Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:52 pm

Never out of fashion are they, Bermudas?
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Re: Things In AWP You' Would Never Hear Today

Post by Tracy » Tue Jul 21, 2015 1:46 am

"No, that was is head going through the Pinball machine !"
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Re: Things In AWP You' Would Never Hear Today

Post by Lou » Tue Jul 21, 2015 8:15 am

What, you mean a disco?
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Re: Things In AWP You' Would Never Hear Today

Post by Lou » Tue Jul 21, 2015 8:16 am

That Sony Walkman never leaves his ears.
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Re: Things In AWP You' Would Never Hear Today

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Jul 21, 2015 4:25 pm

"How's he gonna here is with Twisted Sister blasting in his ear holes!..."
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Re: Things In AWP You' Would Never Hear Today

Post by Lou » Tue Jul 21, 2015 6:07 pm

"Come on Arthur, get the door open! We've only got one hour and fifty nine minutes of drinking left!"
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Re: Things In AWP You' Would Never Hear Today

Post by GatesheadRevisited » Wed Jul 22, 2015 11:00 am

Got any change for the phone?

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Re: Things In AWP You' Would Never Hear Today

Post by Lou » Wed Jul 22, 2015 11:58 am

I lost my cherry to a nurse, children's ward, i was having my tonsils out. (hopefully you wouldn't hear this today)
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Re: Things In AWP You' Would Never Hear Today

Post by peng50 » Wed Jul 29, 2015 2:48 pm

Us English are banned from football in Europe

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Re: Things In AWP You' Would Never Hear Today

Post by Lou » Wed Jul 29, 2015 2:56 pm

Aye, these are my lottery tickets. We don't have anything like this in England, we've only got premium bonds
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Re: Things In AWP You' Would Never Hear Today

Post by peng50 » Wed Jul 29, 2015 4:48 pm

The Pool won again Moxey... 3-0, eh there's Nae stoppin them is there

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Re: Things In AWP You' Would Never Hear Today

Post by Lou » Wed Jul 29, 2015 6:14 pm

I cannot play me records cos I can't hear them for the concrete mixer....
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