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Things In AWP You' Would Never Hear Today

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Re: Things In AWP You' Would Never Hear Today

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Wed Jul 29, 2015 8:00 pm

"I thought strikes had gone out of fashion with the working classes since Scargill got his arse kicked?!...."
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Re: Things In AWP You' Would Never Hear Today

Post by Lou » Thu Jul 30, 2015 8:08 am

I blame Thatcherism, you know, it's a totally misguided policy. Misguided and misconstrued.
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Re: Things In AWP You' Would Never Hear Today

Post by Lou » Thu Jul 30, 2015 1:05 pm

You don't need money to enjoy yourself
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Re: Things In AWP You' Would Never Hear Today

Post by Lou » Thu Jul 30, 2015 1:20 pm

An estate agent pricing up Thornely Manor and saying "Perhaps £180,000 is a bit on the high side"
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Re: Things In AWP You' Would Never Hear Today

Post by AlreetPal » Mon Aug 10, 2015 4:01 pm

Dennis to Nev: Why don't you send her a Polaroid of this dump.
Shut ya yak will ya man, you snivelling little git.


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Re: Things In AWP You' Would Never Hear Today

Post by AhhBrenda » Sun Aug 23, 2015 6:48 pm

"Gungadin ! Zwei chicken tikkas, bitte" ( or something like that from oz)

Probably for the best to be honest.

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Re: Things In AWP You' Would Never Hear Today

Post by AhhBrenda » Sun Aug 23, 2015 6:49 pm

Anything about Marks or Deutchemarks.

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Re: Things In AWP You' Would Never Hear Today

Post by Julian22002 » Thu Aug 27, 2015 2:41 pm

Porno videos
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Re: Things In AWP You' Would Never Hear Today

Post by rodoz » Fri Aug 28, 2015 3:25 pm

Well you can p*ss off, I don't serve micks in here.

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Re: Things In AWP You' Would Never Hear Today

Post by AlreetPal » Fri Aug 28, 2015 10:20 pm

Hazel took her test in an automatic Metro
Shut ya yak will ya man, you snivelling little git.


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