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Double Dutch.
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Double Dutch.
If we've done this before, tough sh*t ! Must have been ages ago. I canna remember loike. Thousands of earthquakes and a new pair of shoes took care of that. So, here we go. These from "If I Were A Carpenter."
Butterflys in Bavaria. Ball breaker. Best brothel. Barry - Barry Taylor.
Dawn departure.
Everything else !
Look at London. Langsam -LANGSAM !
Misguided and misconstrued.
Pelicans, penguins. Plenty of practice.
Sunderland sticker. Saw something. Saw slipped.
Took the train. Turkey two.
Whats da word. Wanna worry-ya. Write wont-ya.
Sound eh ?! Ya got that ? Well gan get it then !
Butterflys in Bavaria. Ball breaker. Best brothel. Barry - Barry Taylor.
Dawn departure.
Everything else !
Look at London. Langsam -LANGSAM !
Misguided and misconstrued.
Pelicans, penguins. Plenty of practice.
Sunderland sticker. Saw something. Saw slipped.
Took the train. Turkey two.
Whats da word. Wanna worry-ya. Write wont-ya.
Sound eh ?! Ya got that ? Well gan get it then !

Re: Double Dutch.
Tea and Toast
Fat Farm
Pissed in the Port
Wicked Ways of Wanda
Lesbian Lust
Is this the sort of thing you mean?
Fat Farm
Pissed in the Port
Wicked Ways of Wanda
Lesbian Lust
Is this the sort of thing you mean?

- Hedley Irwin
- Gaffer
- Posts: 1623
- Joined: Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:32 pm
- Status: Offline
Re: Double Dutch.
Bugger Bangkok, Haway Havana
Bomber Busbridge
Ofelia Ortiz
Francis Fogarty
Arsonist and absconder
Best back
Hemel Hempstead
Stalag sur-le-mer
Sans Souci
Bomber Busbridge
Ofelia Ortiz
Francis Fogarty
Arsonist and absconder
Best back
Hemel Hempstead
Stalag sur-le-mer
Sans Souci

I need some slippers, and some soap
- Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
- Site Admin
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- Location: Thornley Manor, Derbyshire
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Re: Double Dutch.
Well done everybody. Here's some from Who Won the War Anyway.
Copy Cats
obeying my orders.
take me tea-break
bein a brickie.
Hello, Im Helmut.
see somebody about something.
thirty thousand
an accident
tinned tomatos
Swedish sex film
democratic decision
baked beans
Copy Cats
obeying my orders.
take me tea-break
bein a brickie.
Hello, Im Helmut.
see somebody about something.
thirty thousand
an accident
tinned tomatos
Swedish sex film
democratic decision
baked beans

- Hedley Irwin
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- Joined: Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:32 pm
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Re: Double Dutch.
Beco building (site)
Pit pony
Simone Signoret
Toy telly on the top
Pit pony
Simone Signoret
Toy telly on the top

I need some slippers, and some soap
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- Posts: 2516
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- Location: The shitehouses of the Loire
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Re: Double Dutch.
All from A Law For The Rich.
Marauding Mexicans
Bloody Barry
Boring bastard
Pint & a pie
Lily law
Fitness fanatic
Foreign field
Friend Fiona
Ping pong
Creme caramel
Happy Harry
Duran Duran
S-stop S-stop
Her head
Micky Mouse
The trade
Alreet Alreet x2
Three twins
Credit cards
Bloody barmy
Do Dennis
Cutting corners
Dossed down
Evening each
Miserable Mick
About accessories
Legal loopholes
Low life
So sorry
Sooner said
Who? Who?
Rats. Rats?
Moxey man
Memory man
Middle man
Still standing
In intensive
Through the
Think things
Order on
Everything else
Bed been
Cannot compromise
Scared stiff
Have his
Amarillo? Aye.
Is it
Out of
No not
To the
Rooms r ready
Wood worm
Marauding Mexicans
Bloody Barry
Boring bastard
Pint & a pie
Lily law
Fitness fanatic
Foreign field
Friend Fiona
Ping pong
Creme caramel
Happy Harry
Duran Duran
S-stop S-stop
Her head
Micky Mouse
The trade
Alreet Alreet x2
Three twins
Credit cards
Bloody barmy
Do Dennis
Cutting corners
Dossed down
Evening each
Miserable Mick
About accessories
Legal loopholes
Low life
So sorry
Sooner said
Who? Who?
Rats. Rats?
Moxey man
Memory man
Middle man
Still standing
In intensive
Through the
Think things
Order on
Everything else
Bed been
Cannot compromise
Scared stiff
Have his
Amarillo? Aye.
Is it
Out of
No not
To the
Rooms r ready

Wood worm

Shut ya yak will ya man, you snivelling little git.
We're sophisticated blokes us, ya know.
We're sophisticated blokes us, ya know.
- Breaking Away
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Re: Double Dutch.
I don't think that was one of Mearle's, errrm, that one doesn't count.Lou wrote:Bloooooooooooody heeeeeeeeelllllllll !!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Breaking Away
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Re: Double Dutch.
Wor wages
Monday morning
Sole source
Car crash
Nein nein
Face facts
Week's wages
Mechanically minded
Building business
Little laddie
One one
Story straight
Shock syndrome
Married man
Been back
Gone for good
Selling you short
Monday morning
Sole source
Car crash
Nein nein
Face facts
Week's wages
Mechanically minded
Building business
Little laddie
One one
Story straight
Shock syndrome
Married man
Been back
Gone for good
Selling you short

- Hedley Irwin
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- Joined: Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:32 pm
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Re: Double Dutch.
Poldarks and Penmericks
Manor Magnificents
Derbyshire Dummies
Pulls the plug
Manor Magnificents
Derbyshire Dummies
Pulls the plug

I need some slippers, and some soap
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Re: Double Dutch.
From Another Country.
Bog in back
Tea & toast
Mate man
Spoons serviette (rings)
No no
Granted granted
Yes yes
Humping half
Twenty two
Range Rover
London's leading
Morbid more
Foreign field
Fat farm
Good gig
Driving distance
Lord & lady
Somewhere sir
Studying sociology
Legs like
Again Alreet
Nice nosh
Back bar
Ta ta
Creme caramel
What who which woman
Bring a bottle
Socially see
Pub pet
Alreet Alreet
Exciting evenings
Pull pints
Public people
Crown court
Ten two
Private property
Tickle them
Who was
Better book
Phone please
Those the
That trout
Who? Wayne
Bog in back
Tea & toast
Mate man
Spoons serviette (rings)
No no
Granted granted
Yes yes
Humping half
Twenty two
Range Rover
London's leading
Morbid more
Foreign field
Fat farm
Good gig
Driving distance
Lord & lady
Somewhere sir
Studying sociology
Legs like
Again Alreet
Nice nosh
Back bar
Ta ta
Creme caramel
What who which woman
Bring a bottle
Socially see
Pub pet
Alreet Alreet
Exciting evenings
Pull pints
Public people
Crown court
Ten two
Private property
Tickle them
Who was
Better book
Phone please
Those the
That trout
Who? Wayne
Shut ya yak will ya man, you snivelling little git.
We're sophisticated blokes us, ya know.
We're sophisticated blokes us, ya know.