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Double Dutch.

Post by Tracy » Tue Apr 05, 2016 10:58 pm

If we've done this before, tough sh*t ! Must have been ages ago. I canna remember loike. Thousands of earthquakes and a new pair of shoes took care of that. So, here we go. These from "If I Were A Carpenter."
Butterflys in Bavaria. Ball breaker. Best brothel. Barry - Barry Taylor.
Dawn departure.
Everything else !
Look at London. Langsam -LANGSAM !
Misguided and misconstrued.
Pelicans, penguins. Plenty of practice.
Sunderland sticker. Saw something. Saw slipped.
Took the train. Turkey two.
Whats da word. Wanna worry-ya. Write wont-ya.
Sound eh ?! Ya got that ? Well gan get it then !
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Re: Double Dutch.

Post by Lou » Wed Apr 06, 2016 9:25 am

Tea and Toast
Fat Farm
Pissed in the Port
Wicked Ways of Wanda
Lesbian Lust
Is this the sort of thing you mean?
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Re: Double Dutch.

Post by Lou » Wed Apr 06, 2016 9:35 am

Wolverhampton Wanderers
Pint and a Pie
Legal Loopholes
Leg of Lamb
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Re: Double Dutch.

Post by Lou » Wed Apr 06, 2016 10:07 am

Table Tennis
Ping-Pong Pippa
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Re: Double Dutch.

Post by Hedley Irwin » Wed Apr 06, 2016 4:54 pm

Bugger Bangkok, Haway Havana
Bomber Busbridge
Ofelia Ortiz
Francis Fogarty
Arsonist and absconder
Best back
Hemel Hempstead
Stalag sur-le-mer
Sans Souci
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Re: Double Dutch.

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Wed Apr 06, 2016 7:30 pm

Fatals fatal.....
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Re: Double Dutch.

Post by Tracy » Wed Apr 06, 2016 11:26 pm

Well done everybody. Here's some from Who Won the War Anyway.
Copy Cats
obeying my orders.
take me tea-break
bein a brickie.
Hello, Im Helmut.
see somebody about something.
thirty thousand
an accident
tinned tomatos
Swedish sex film
democratic decision
baked beans
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Re: Double Dutch.

Post by Hedley Irwin » Wed Apr 06, 2016 11:41 pm

Beco building (site)
Pit pony
Simone Signoret
Toy telly on the top
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Re: Double Dutch.

Post by AlreetPal » Thu Apr 07, 2016 9:14 am

All from A Law For The Rich.

Marauding Mexicans
Bloody Barry
Boring bastard
Pint & a pie
Lily law
Fitness fanatic
Foreign field
Friend Fiona
Ping pong
Creme caramel
Happy Harry
Duran Duran
S-stop S-stop
Her head
Micky Mouse
The trade
Alreet Alreet x2
Three twins
Credit cards
Bloody barmy
Do Dennis
Cutting corners
Dossed down
Evening each
Miserable Mick
About accessories
Legal loopholes
Low life
So sorry
Sooner said
Who? Who?
Rats. Rats?
Moxey man
Memory man
Middle man
Still standing
In intensive
Through the
Think things
Order on
Everything else
Bed been
Cannot compromise
Scared stiff
Have his
Amarillo? Aye.
Is it
Out of
No not
To the


Rooms r ready :lol:
Wood worm :lol:
Shut ya yak will ya man, you snivelling little git.


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Re: Double Dutch.

Post by Lou » Thu Apr 07, 2016 11:48 am

Bloooooooooooody heeeeeeeeelllllllll !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Double Dutch.

Post by Breaking Away » Thu Apr 07, 2016 1:06 pm

Lou wrote:Bloooooooooooody heeeeeeeeelllllllll !!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't think that was one of Mearle's, errrm, that one doesn't count.
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Re: Double Dutch.

Post by Breaking Away » Thu Apr 07, 2016 2:52 pm

Wor wages
Monday morning
Sole source
Car crash
Nein nein
Face facts
Week's wages
Mechanically minded
Building business
Little laddie
One one
Story straight
Shock syndrome
Married man
Been back
Gone for good
Selling you short
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Re: Double Dutch.

Post by Lou » Thu Apr 07, 2016 4:21 pm

Loose Lips
Sink Ships
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Re: Double Dutch.

Post by Hedley Irwin » Thu Apr 07, 2016 7:04 pm

Poldarks and Penmericks
Manor Magnificents
Derbyshire Dummies
Pulls the plug
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Re: Double Dutch.

Post by AlreetPal » Thu Apr 07, 2016 7:42 pm

From Another Country.

Bog in back
Tea & toast
Mate man
Spoons serviette (rings)
No no
Granted granted
Yes yes
Humping half
Twenty two
Range Rover
London's leading
Morbid more
Foreign field
Fat farm
Good gig
Driving distance
Lord & lady
Somewhere sir
Studying sociology
Legs like
Again Alreet
Nice nosh
Back bar
Ta ta
Creme caramel
What who which woman
Bring a bottle
Socially see
Pub pet
Alreet Alreet
Exciting evenings
Pull pints
Public people
Crown court
Ten two
Private property
Tickle them
Who was
Better book
Phone please
Those the
That trout
Who? Wayne
Shut ya yak will ya man, you snivelling little git.


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