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Talking Pet In Real Life

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Hedley Irwin » Sat Jun 22, 2013 7:20 am

Any time I come in from outside when its been raining heavily, I'll announce "hey, I nearly drowned out there"
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Post by fitzherbert C » Sat Jun 22, 2013 1:40 pm

Having given up smoking last year and geting towards middle age i often find myself using the phrase "how come they only make clobber these days to fit micheal jackson" it get mixed reviews in primark especially now MJ is now longer with us, but its such a classic quote i could not change it.

i do look good in the italian paratrooper gear though :D

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Post by Breaking Away » Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:42 am

I've just walked into my local cossi club and was asked if I was a member. Yes I said. There was a pause before she said anything.
Like to see my papers would you?
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Jun 28, 2013 12:14 pm

Cossi Club? Er, whats that then?
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Post by RHill » Fri Jun 28, 2013 1:15 pm

We should all install some small hidden cameras in our jackets and go around Aufing people and sharing our amusing moments on here.

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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Jun 28, 2013 4:02 pm

I have started saying....'IT MUST BE BLOODY IMPORTANT!...." a lot, as in Oz when hes shouting at Nev because Brenda is putting the squeeze on him..

"What she got you saving up for that's so important, it must be bloody important, if ya'll ditch your own good working mates....."
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Post by AlreetPal » Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:07 pm

I delivered to a customer called Mrs. H Bellamy today, and she had a retriever dog. :D

Laughed, I nearly bought my own beer.
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Post by Breaking Away » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:18 pm

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet wrote:Cossi Club? Er, whats that then?
Cosmopolitan Club (where Brenda gets all her ideas from) would be the same as a Working Men's Club I believe.
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Post by HerrPfister » Fri Jun 28, 2013 10:17 pm

Breaking Away wrote:
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet wrote:Cossi Club? Er, whats that then?
Cosmopolitan Club (where Brenda gets all her ideas from) would be the same as a Working Men's Club I believe.
Ah, where Audrey Harmison strips...
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Post by Breaking Away » Sat Jun 29, 2013 5:24 am

I really hope she's retired...
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Post by Hallwood » Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:14 am

I work in a warehouse, and if a forklift driver is taking too long and holding me up, I'll sometimes say "overtime the neet, eh?"

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Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:45 am

Breaking Away wrote:Cosmopolitan Club (where Brenda gets all her ideas from) would be the same as a Working Men's Club I believe.

Cosmopolitan magazine - for the woman of today :roll:


Halwood wrote:I work in a warehouse, and if a forklift driver is taking too long and holding me up, I'll sometimes say "overtime the neet, eh?"
:lol: I sometimes say that to a checkout girl in Tesco if the person in front of me is fannying about trying to find their money or redeem dozens of money-off coupons!

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Post by Big baz » Sat Jun 29, 2013 2:16 pm

Ah strawberries said in tesco today! :lol:
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Post by The Magnificent 7 » Sun Jun 30, 2013 6:19 pm

Got myself a bowl of cereal this morning, went over to the fridge to find we didn't have any milk so I thought that this was the perfect opportunity to use "Who forgot to get fresh milk!". Complete with Geordie accent, nobody was around to hear it though.
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:51 pm

I experienced a kind of reverse aufing this morning. The guy who runs my local newsagents inadvertently aufed me. He sounds a bit like Sandro Gadgie anyway (although he's not Italian, I think he's Spanish). Today he incorrectly rang up my paper and bottle of water as £24.50 and when he realised he said "Oh....I start again."

Straight away I was thinking "Dave... start again!" :lol:

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