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Talking Pet In Real Life

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Sun Nov 23, 2014 9:20 pm

I think your related to Pringle!! ;)

ARE YOU REFERRING TO ME?!?! :twisted:
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Sun Nov 23, 2014 9:56 pm

Got my mate in the pub last night. He said "I'm starving" - I hit him with "Hey there's nee food here I'm afraid..."

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Hedley Irwin » Thu Nov 27, 2014 8:20 pm

I'm not sure if this fully qualifies, but whenever I clear a level on Candy Crush, and see the words "Sugar Crush", I am compelled to burst out singing "Sugar Crush come dance with me", much to the disdain of poor Nora.
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Thu Nov 27, 2014 10:07 pm

Was pleased as punch with this one today - I aufed a date! A certain young lady suggested a trip to the cinema this weekend and asked what I feel like seeing. I looked through the listings and simply couldn't resist: "Errr... Paddington?"

:mrgreen:

Sadly couldn't bring myself to use the full on Moxey accent - that could have blown me chances for good :shock: :shock: :oops:

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Tracy » Thu Nov 27, 2014 10:14 pm

Musta bin Elbowed wrote:Was pleased as punch with this one today - I aufed a date! A certain young lady suggested a trip to the cinema this weekend and asked what I feel like seeing. I looked through the listings and simply couldn't resist: "Errr... Paddington?"

:mrgreen:

Sadly couldn't bring myself to use the full on Moxey accent - that could have blown me chances for good :shock: :shock: :oops:
Oh splendid effort Musta. Paddington eh ? I hope she will bear that in mind !
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by HerrPfister » Fri Nov 28, 2014 9:25 am

Musta bin Elbowed wrote:Was pleased as punch with this one today - I aufed a date! A certain young lady suggested a trip to the cinema this weekend and asked what I feel like seeing. I looked through the listings and simply couldn't resist: "Errr... Paddington?"

:mrgreen:

Sadly couldn't bring myself to use the full on Moxey accent - that could have blown me chances for good :shock: :shock: :oops:
Top Aufing, son. Divvn't forget to ask her back to our hut, eh? :P
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by staveley » Fri Nov 28, 2014 10:58 am

Not talking, but acting it, I was stood next to a bloke in the pub last night and he had his hands in his jacket pockets just like Bomber does, ie both hands rammed into the pockets and the thumb and little finger splayed to the side so only the middle three fingers are in the pocket. Must have been 'daft as a brush.'

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Fri Nov 28, 2014 4:08 pm

Musta bin Elbowed wrote:Was pleased as punch with this one today - I aufed a date! A certain young lady suggested a trip to the cinema this weekend and asked what I feel like seeing. I looked through the listings and simply couldn't resist: "Errr... Paddington?"

:mrgreen:

Sadly couldn't bring myself to use the full on Moxey accent - that could have blown me chances for good :shock: :shock: :oops:
It's a good job you didn't say "Star Wars or a Swedish sex saga, "she would deffo have dumped you then!" Haha! :o
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Fri Nov 28, 2014 5:33 pm

Lou wrote:It's a good job you didn't say "Star Wars or a Swedish sex saga, "she would deffo have dumped you then!" Haha! :o
I should have said "Convent Nights or Wicked Ways of Wanda?"

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Fri Nov 28, 2014 6:47 pm

Musta bin Elbowed wrote:
Lou wrote:It's a good job you didn't say "Star Wars or a Swedish sex saga, "she would deffo have dumped you then!" Haha! :o
I should have said "Convent Nights or Wicked Ways of Wanda?"
I should steer clear of lesbian lust, though! :shock:
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Nov 28, 2014 10:13 pm

Lou wrote:
Musta bin Elbowed wrote:
Lou wrote:It's a good job you didn't say "Star Wars or a Swedish sex saga, "she would deffo have dumped you then!" Haha! :o
I should have said "Convent Nights or Wicked Ways of Wanda?"
I should steer clear of lesbian lust, though! :shock:
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by aufpetfan84 » Sun Nov 30, 2014 11:45 am

AWP Corsa Tim wrote:In a shop the other day and called someone Squire.. he looked at me a little strange..
I have started calling it people i know i always get a confused look :lol:

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Hallwood » Mon Dec 08, 2014 12:12 pm

Wikipedia has just Aufed me.

Today's featured article is The Scharnhorst!

Helmut's Grossvater was on that, and Nev's grandfather was killed.

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Mon Dec 08, 2014 1:04 pm

Hallwood wrote:Wikipedia has just Aufed me.

Today's featured article is The Scharnhorst!

Helmut's Grossvater was on that, and Nev's grandfather was killed.
Glug glug glug........ :lol:
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Tracy » Mon Dec 08, 2014 4:37 pm

Lou wrote:
Hallwood wrote:Wikipedia has just Aufed me.

Today's featured article is The Scharnhorst!

Helmut's Grossvater was on that, and Nev's grandfather was killed.
Glug glug glug........ :lol:
Treble schnaps there Lou !
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