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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Mon Jan 26, 2015 8:18 am

Just pour us a cuppa tea will yer!
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by HerrPfister » Mon Jan 26, 2015 7:38 pm

Started a new position today, same company but moved to a different branch; I was called over because there was an internal 'phone call for me. I told my colleague : "It cannae be for me, man; naebody knows I'm here..."
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Tracy » Mon Jan 26, 2015 7:45 pm

HerrPfister wrote:Started a new position today, same company but moved to a different branch; I was called over because there was an internal 'phone call for me. I told my colleague : "It cannae be for me, man; naebody knows I'm here..."
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Tracy » Sat Jan 31, 2015 9:50 am

I get home from graft and Im tucking into me fishnchips, missus is watching that horrible Coronation Street. One of the characters says, "Ive just had the most brilliant idea." I shouted, "Oi, thats a Pet line that is. Why cant ya write ya own lines, copycats !" Missus growled, "SHUT UP !" I was straight in with, "Ya mean, shurrup man Majorie." With that, in the middle of her tea and cream cake, she got up and stormed out of the room ! Must be one of them chemical imbalances in her metabolism. :(
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sat Jan 31, 2015 9:52 am

What and you didn't thrown in..."Oh dear she's just thrown a tantrum etc...."
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Sat Jan 31, 2015 10:06 am

Did she knock her chair over and run to the bog in tears?
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Tracy » Sat Jan 31, 2015 6:32 pm

Lou wrote:Did she knock her chair over and run to the bog in tears?
Na, she just came back and turned up the telly to full volume, and continued to watch it ! :x
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Hallwood » Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:59 am

I don't know if this counts as an 'Aufing', but at work yesterday, I packed an order for a Mrs Brenda Hope.

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Thu Feb 19, 2015 11:07 am

Hallwood wrote:I don't know if this counts as an 'Aufing', but at work yesterday, I packed an order for a Mrs Brenda Hope.
Was it her new bathroom tiles?
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Hallwood » Thu Feb 19, 2015 9:14 pm

Lou wrote:
Hallwood wrote:I don't know if this counts as an 'Aufing', but at work yesterday, I packed an order for a Mrs Brenda Hope.
Was it her new bathroom tiles?
I can't say. I wouldn't want Neville to find out if she has been buying expensive perfume.

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Feb 24, 2015 4:52 pm

Eau de Auflet?....
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Sat Mar 07, 2015 3:37 pm

Got a nice one in at dinner last night.

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by HerrPfister » Tue Mar 10, 2015 8:40 pm

Hallwood wrote:I don't know if this counts as an 'Aufing', but at work yesterday, I packed an order for a Mrs Brenda Hope.
Ha!, today I packed an order for a 'Tim Staveley'. A little bit of Pet to enliven an otherwise mundane working day... :)
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Breaking Away » Tue Mar 10, 2015 8:54 pm

Wonder how many times he's heard from a lass, 'Well Tim, let's not bother eh.'
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Sun Mar 29, 2015 1:18 am

Yes! A simple and yet delightful aufing on my sister tonight as she told me her plans for the week: "I might head off to Brighton and see Sarah for a few days, then I can get back and hook up with Lotte if she's around."

It was too good to resist and I couldn't help myself: "Who's Lotte?" :mrgreen:

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