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Talking Pet In Real Life

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Fri Apr 15, 2016 7:01 pm

Feb 21st saw many a quote of AWP being used.. even one in the school ally i cut out of the video.. a grumpy old chap passed by us all and he saw the camera and just looked away.. i said 'Miserable GET' and he sparked back round according to Deborah Kerby.. i just kept filming..
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Sun Apr 17, 2016 7:40 pm

Just done a colonel blimp!
Some little kids in the back field worrying the cows. I ran over and shouted "oi! You lot!"
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sun Apr 17, 2016 8:14 pm

Did they shout back "Good morning..." ?
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Post by Lou » Sun Apr 17, 2016 8:57 pm

No but they were all fully clothed (thank god)
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sun Apr 17, 2016 9:10 pm

Nude cow watching?
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Mon May 09, 2016 4:02 pm

Flat downstairs from mine is being renovated and they ripped out the kitchen today. As I walked past them on my way out, I said "Hey you've got your work cut out here havent ya?"

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Wed Jun 01, 2016 5:29 pm

A couple recently...

Been painting the flat and while I was stirring the paint before starting I told the missus: "I dont think this place merits primer."

Also a mate did a favour for me that involved driving somewhere so I thanked him and said "Take a tenner for petrol" - and he replied "Ta" as well :lol:

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Thu Jun 09, 2016 12:55 pm

Just spent the best part of 3 hours blowing up and filling a paddling pool in the garden for my little lad. My daughter turns round and says, " not that big, is it!"
I replied, "oh, yours is olympic sized is it "
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Thu Jun 09, 2016 4:37 pm

3 hours?!
It must a big bugger!
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Thu Jun 09, 2016 5:00 pm

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet wrote:3 hours?!
It must a big bugger!
No lee,not realm but mrs Nobhead here didnt realise the batteries on the pump were flat! Typical!
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by peng50 » Mon Jun 13, 2016 12:40 pm

Not been on here for a while but great to see this thread still going strong... DL

Couple for you from a trip away I had recently -

Firstly in the airport when we landed - the family were all waiting for the luggage to come through
and I walked up to the carousel and said in my deepest German accent 'I think, there is not a case
here'

Then when we got to where we were staying I said 'we're not exactly in the most picturesque part of
town, but it doesn't matter does it... apparently this hotel is situated between a bullring on one side and the
abattoir on the other'

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jun 14, 2016 12:52 pm

'Howay man you pillock' is used quite a bit lately.. mainly when driving.. because there is still loads of pricks driving in Notts.. not just me you know!!
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Sun Jul 24, 2016 1:51 pm

Musta bin Elbowed wrote:Flat downstairs from mine is being renovated and they ripped out the kitchen today. As I walked past them on my way out, I said "Hey you've got your work cut out here havent ya?"
They're still going on this job. Yesterday I did them again with: "It must be a right palace you're building in there"

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sun Jul 24, 2016 4:08 pm

You need to slip in..."you'd be better off using Lego!....."
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Mon Jul 25, 2016 8:50 am

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet wrote:You need to slip in..."you'd be better off using Lego!....."
Sounds like a mickey mouse job to me
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