Talking Pet In Real Life

[Tracy]

You need to slip in..."you'd be better off using Lego!....."

Sounds like a mickey mouse job to me

Nothing wrong with Mickey Mouse, never did Walt Disney any harm !

[Hedley Irwin]

Watching Pointless last night, one of the questions was,about actors in either the Magificent 7 or Reservoir Dogs. As any member of the Magnificent 7 was mentioned, I would give a running commentary, much to the bemusement of Hedley Junior.

Contestant: "Horst Bucholz"
Me: "He was the youngest and best looking"

Contestant: "Steve McQueen"
Me: "oh, hang on, I forgot about him"

That sort of thing

[Lou]

Did all the obligatory quotes in Spain Las week.....
Where are the toilets? Donde los lavoblobos
Hey I'm on a plane!
Uno cafe con leche por favor
And yes lee, they had oz eggs for brekkie! Vile!!!!!!!!!

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

You are obsessed with eggs man!

[carl01]

I was in the shower this morning when my 4-year-old knocked on the door looking for his little cousin, who's staying over. "Dad where's Adrian?" he said. "Well he's not in here with me," I shot back.
He never laughed at it neither, like.

[Hedley Irwin]

Texting a friend yesterday, she happened to mention that she was off work next week so I asked if she was going away. She said no, not his time, but was going away in the October half term to Menorca. So, of course, I had to ask "Where is it, Menorca?" but, sadly, she wasn't playing along.

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

I do find myself saying;
"Let's get the hell oot of here!...."
Quite a lot and in a Scottish accent these days!

[Musta bin Elbowed]

Aufed by mailonline today - nice pet pun in this headline....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... rexit.html

[Hallwood]

I've been doing some painting at work, and it is still a bit wet. So I've been telling people that pass by it "don't touch the paintwork, it's not quite dry yet."

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

Actually got one in tonight!

In the supermarket, they had a bag of 'kartoffeln something' in the freezer section. My youngest daughter is the fussiest eater imaginable, so my wife was wondering if she'd like it.

I wanders over..."what's Bombay kartoffeln?..."

Straight over her bonce.....

Got one in though!!

[Lou]

I've been saying money lately like nev. "munnee"

[Musta bin Elbowed]

The missus and I have been painting the bedroom today. As we were setting up this morning I said, "Right, I'll have my bit pink."

She looked baffled

[Lou]

The missus and I have been painting the bedroom today. As we were setting up this morning I said, "Right, I'll have my bit pink."

She looked baffled

She'll wake up and see red.......

[Musta bin Elbowed]

Aufed a little kid today. The three year old from the flat next door came in while I was in the hallway. The dear little thing can't quite talk yet but she gives it a good go. She said to me what sounded like 'she she shoo' so I replied: 'Oh aye, that's easy for you to say.' Her mum laughed!

[Lou]

Before I walked the dog this morning my daughter asked me if I had any poo bags. I replied with, "oh, I've got a pocket full of them!"