Talking Pet In Real Life

[Lou]

Just took Dave for a walk in the park and there was this trampy bloke sitting on a bench swigging beer from a can. My husband said " I think it's disgusting on a Sunday!"

[Lou]

Got a couple in today, the first one was a fluke. I had a sore eye when I got up and said to my daughter " I've got a dry eye. Oh ! Dry eye man!"
Next one I tripped over the dog and dropped my toast, so obviously it was "aaaaaaw me toast!"

[Tracy]

Got one in yesterday at work. One of the girls asked if I had a nice weekend. Said yes, I enjoyed the speedway but my face got sun burnt. She set me up perfectly with, "Oh well, you'll get a nice tan." I steamed in with, "No I wont, I peel I do !"

[Musta bin Elbowed]

Got one in yesterday at work. One of the girls asked if I had a nice weekend. Said yes, I enjoyed the speedway but my face got sun burnt. She set me up perfectly with, "Oh well, you'll get a nice tan." I steamed in with, "No I wont, I peel I do !"

Top work sir!

[rodoz]

Just back from visiting my lad who had bought a coffee maker in the sales.
On the second morning of me saying at breakfast, 'Morning Denis, get the percolator on', he said, i take it this is another one from the show.
I must be speaking AWP more than i realised!

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

Just back from visiting my lad who had bought a coffee maker in the sales.
On the second morning of me saying at breakfast, 'Morning Denis, get the percolator on', he said, i take it this is another one from the show.
I must be speaking AWP more than i realised!

Were you hanging out of a window at the time?...

[Tracy]

I got one of the guys at work. He was up a ladder, trying to get the cover off the air-con unit. He was having trouble and asked if I could help. So up I go and sure enough, it was stuck. So in my best Ally Fraser, I said out loud, "Oh what the heck is going on here ? VICKI !"
He knew better than to ask !

[Lou]

Discussing what to cook for dinner the other night my husband said " I don't fancy meat",so in my best Hazel accent I replied "have fish then."

[Tracy]

Discussing what to cook for dinner the other night my husband said " I don't fancy meat",so in my best Hazel accent I replied "have fish then."

[Hedley Irwin]

Surely Hazel was doing her best Lou accent, not the other way round!

[Lou]

Surely Hazel was doing her best Lou accent, not the other way round!

We probably sound the same hedley. You know us brummies......

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

Did he early fish straight out of the toilet?

[Lou]

Did he early fish straight out of the toilet?

The early fish catches the worm does it Lee?......

[Lou]

This made me chuckle and I had to share it......
In the pub last nite with sister and brother in law and he was talking about how he's been watching awp at work in his lunch hour. He was saying how the younger colleagues had never heard of it. One of them asked why on earth Moxey would take a dartboard to Germany. Neil, my brother in law,( the one who thinks dogs who live in Spain bark with a Spanish accent, )answered with "well if he bought one in Germany all the numbers on it would be in German!" Poor Neil couldn't understand why we couldn't stop laughing! Classic!

[Hallwood]

I Aufed myself the other day.

I was looking at a slideshow video of pictures of local pubs on my local newspaper's website, and up popped a picture of the building where I live now when it used to be a pub. I found myself shouting "Hey! This is this!"