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Talking Pet In Real Life

General chat about all things Auf Wiedersehen, Pet.

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Fri Jan 16, 2015 6:05 pm

Ha ha! Just reading my local free paper. On the ads page "Relaxing massage by Angie...."
Directly above an ad for"Guitar Lessons"
Would you believe it!!!!!
Ironicle, as nev would say.
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Fri Jan 16, 2015 6:25 pm

Geetarr lessons?

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Fri Jan 16, 2015 6:27 pm

Always been a phallic symbol, the guitar.....
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Herbgarden » Fri Jan 16, 2015 7:07 pm

No flats mentioned though?

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Fri Jan 16, 2015 9:01 pm

It's like telling some one to piss off when you mean go away
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:15 pm

Or saying Lou instead of pillock...

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Zephyr » Sat Jan 17, 2015 10:36 am

I deal a lot with staff in India and sometimes the phone lines are really bad. I was sorely tempted the other day to say "can you speak up a wee bit Den, it's a hell of a bad line this" (yes, with the Sottish accent!) but I bottled it because I was in the open-plan area and there were other folks around me. One day.

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Sat Jan 17, 2015 11:39 am

Musta bin Elbowed wrote:Or saying Lou instead of pillock...

:mrgreen:
Bloody mock me, I don't care........ :roll:
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:58 pm

The word 'BOLLOCKS' got a few more uses while doing this new forum.. but its sorted for now..
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Tracy » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:10 pm

Just got the wife. She had some ties in a box of clothes for her market. She laughed and said, "Heres one for you, Mickey Mouse." I looked at her and said, "Nothing wrong with Mickey Mouse, never did Walt Disney any harm !" :lol:
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Thu Jan 22, 2015 7:04 pm

Zing! Top work sir, love that one!

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Sun Jan 25, 2015 12:25 am

Bloody hell! Massive overload tonite! Ricky Wilson and will I a m on the voice doing a barry tap dance and Ricky Wilson said his hanky has got pherenomes onit. Also a question on the lottery quiz what is Auf Wiedersehen in English!
There was another one as well but I can't think, " I can't think!!!""
Must be the red wine and dissorano! I'll remember in the morning xxx
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Tracy » Sun Jan 25, 2015 12:58 am

Lou wrote:Bloody hell! Massive overload tonite! Ricky Wilson and will I a m on the voice doing a barry tap dance and Ricky Wilson said his hanky has got pherenomes onit. Also a question on the lottery quiz what is Auf Wiedersehen in English!
There was another one as well but I can't think, " I can't think!!!""
Must be the red wine and dissorano! I'll remember in the morning xxx
So, this is what goes on when Im on the backshift ? :o
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Sun Jan 25, 2015 11:09 am

What goes on!
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Tracy » Sun Jan 25, 2015 7:06 pm

Lou wrote:What goes on!
Dont keep us in suspense. Blow by blow account. :P
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