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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:12 am

Where do I start......
"On the beach!" While on the beach, obs....
"Donde Los lavobloblos".....where are the toilets
Couldn't bring myself to say poor favor for fear of laughing.
There was a hotel miramar near the beach.
Hard boiled eggs in a bowl at brekkie, one of them had broke, vile.
Hubby put his new shorts on and asked if they look ok, I had to reply with " never out of fashion are they, Bermudas"
God, it was endless, I'll have to think of more ltr. Oh yeah one of the barman hated me as I was working my way through the cocktail menu one day. I muttered to my husband under my breath, two beers over here Pepe, if you can walk and talk at the same time"
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Fri Sep 18, 2015 4:36 pm

Also the plane interior coming back was bright yellow. Use your imaginations..... ;)
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Sep 18, 2015 4:42 pm

Does your husband like the show?
If not, it must drive him bloody barmy!
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Fri Sep 18, 2015 4:45 pm

Yeah he loves it Lee, when we first met about 25 yrs ago, we were talking about what telly we liked and both said we loved it so no, it doesn't drive him barmy, I do!
I don't know how he puts up with me
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Fri Sep 18, 2015 4:48 pm

Lou wrote:Also the plane interior coming back was bright yellow. Use your imaginations..... ;)
Another one was one morning at brekkie he stirred his coffee and rattled his spoon, with a bosting hangover I said "do you have to do that"
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Wed Sep 30, 2015 9:18 pm

Have mice in the flat at the moment, the misery of which is only lightened (for me, at least) by the opportunity to auf the missus at every chance. So far she's had...

"Did you hear it last night? Scratching round like it owned the bloody place."

"Could have been at the bread you know - the rat"

And this morning I couldnt help throwing a certain item of footwear at her and giving it "Who's is this bloody sock?!"

She just ignores me and tells me to check the poison levels :( :roll:

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Tracy » Wed Sep 30, 2015 9:46 pm

:lol:
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Wed Sep 30, 2015 10:05 pm

Poison the little bastards
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Thu Oct 01, 2015 8:55 pm

She's just expressed her 'support' for my battle with the verminous little bastards by saying she'd get me "a beer from the fridge" while I undertake the gruesome task of locating and throwing out any rodent corpses.

And yay I did respond: What is it, a carrot and donkey thing? "Beer and donkey more like..."

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by aid9 » Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:16 pm

Whenever the missus is talking about getting stuff in for a party, I cant help myself and always say 'oh very festive, How about some balloons' Think its starting to piss her off now.

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Thu Oct 08, 2015 6:20 pm

Auf'd my cat just now.

A large spider crawled from under the washer and was going towards my cat in his bed, so I yelled....

"Get it man get your coat on it!...."

He didn't move an inch.
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Thu Oct 08, 2015 6:45 pm

Ha ha! I said a similar thing today to my dog, Lee. I threw his ball and said "Gan get it then,"
He just sat there.
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Fitzherbert » Thu Oct 08, 2015 7:52 pm

The wife said the insurance had gone up.

How much?, I said

....twenty percent

TWENTY PERCENT??
Awwww! me toast!

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Thu Oct 08, 2015 8:17 pm

Fitzherbert wrote:The wife said the insurance had gone up.

How much?, I said

....twenty percent

TWENTY PERCENT??
Is that cause you're mates?
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Mon Oct 26, 2015 10:02 pm

Car journey over the weekend and all the joys of changing a flat tyre on the M27 :( Deed done, the missus went to pull out of the hard shoulder while still in first ( :roll: ) - I shouted "Woah, not yet. Wait til your speed is up or we'll have one of them big juggernauts up wor arse!"

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