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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2015 8:29 am
by Lou
Just listened to naughty boys new song on radio and couldn't resist singing along in a Sandro gadgets accent to the running running running bit!

Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2015 9:38 pm
by Hedley Irwin
Lou wrote:Just listened to naughty boys new song on radio and couldn't resist singing along in a Sandro gadgets accent to the running running running bit!
Is that Inspector Gadget's brother?

Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2015 9:51 pm
by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Musta bin Elbowed wrote:Car journey over the weekend and all the joys of changing a flat tyre on the M27 :( Deed done, the missus went to pull out of the hard shoulder while still in first ( :roll: ) - I shouted "Woah, not yet. Wait til your speed is up or we'll have one of them big juggernauts up wor arse!"
Did ya get in the fast lane?

Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 1:50 pm
by Lou
Hedley Irwin wrote:
Lou wrote:Just listened to naughty boys new song on radio and couldn't resist singing along in a Sandro gadgets accent to the running running running bit!
Is that Inspector Gadget's brother?
Bollocks Hedley!

Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 9:55 pm
by Musta bin Elbowed
Aufed a colleague today. I told him some work-based anecdote from years ago and he said "When was that?" I replied "I dunno, I'm not a memory man is I?"

Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 12:34 pm
by Lou
I did a Barry this morning, "it's bitter out ya naw"

Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 1:50 am
by Hallwood
I Aufed my boss the other day. He was telling me to do my job quickly and accurately. I said to him "I don't know any other way ".

Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 6:51 pm
by Tracy
Upset the missus last neet. She's watching Coronation Street and there is a bloke washing his windows. Another bloke comes along who has a bleeding leg. Window washer says, "... get that looked at, it may go sceptic." I laughed ! :lol: She didnt ! :(

Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 10:18 am
by Lou
Tracy wrote:Upset the missus last neet. She's watching Coronation Street and there is a bloke washing his windows. Another bloke comes along who has a bleeding leg. Window washer says, "... get that looked at, it may go sceptic." I laughed ! :lol: She didnt ! :(
Did he say "oh shit, I'm bleeding"

Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 10:55 am
by Lou
Got a great one in yesterday. I had to message a seller on eBay when I never received my order.
She apologised and said there must have been a misunderstanding .
I replied with "it must be some sort of administrative cock up"

Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 2:28 pm
by Musta bin Elbowed
This one was a tap-in and was literally handed me on a plate but obviously I still did it. My godmother texted me yesterday to say she was in Amsterdam. I asked how long they were there for and she replied "One night, then Bruges tomorrow."

Obviously I responded with Mr Taylor's inimitable words of wisdom about the beautiful place....

Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2015 12:22 pm
by Mick in Oz
I rarely have to go more than 24hrs without an opportunity to call someone a "Duck Egg". Even the kids say it from time to time. Whenever anyone from the house is going out I usually give a "Have a nice time" in pure Oz style. Keeps me amused if nobody else!

Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2016 9:38 pm
by Musta bin Elbowed
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 11:14 am
by Breaking Away
Wor lass aufed me today. Nothing in the howse for lunch so we just had toast.
Jam or marmite? she asked

Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 6:35 pm
by Tracy
Breaking Away wrote:Wor lass aufed me today. Nothing in the howse for lunch so we just had toast.
Jam or marmite? she asked
:lol: "Its started !" OP DL :P>