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If I had the Scratch....

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If I had the Scratch....

Post by Si » Sat Jun 01, 2013 9:04 pm

...I'd build a hut replica in my huge back garden.

Always been a dream of mine. Build a proper replica hut in my back garden. Always dreamed of taking stills of every possible angle and object then using them as a blueprint for my own hut. Then when it was built I'd jump on a bunk or sit at the table, crack open a Becks and it'd be my place away from the world. I'd even hold a convention there :lol:

If I had the scratch, as Moxey said, that'd be my project.

If you had the cash, what Auf Pet thing would you do?
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Re: If I had the Scratch....

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sat Jun 01, 2013 9:17 pm

Make another series, or spinoff....

I would also have a replica of Barry's van.
I would also buy The Windmill aka The Barley Mow, and make it exactly like it was in the show, inside and out!
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Re: If I had the Scratch....

Post by Breaking Away » Sat Jun 01, 2013 9:59 pm

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet wrote:Make another series, or spinoff....

I would also have a replica of Barry's van.
I would also buy The Windmill aka The Barley Mow, and make it exactly like it was in the show, inside and out!
Pulled a few pints have you Lee, you miserable get!
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Re: If I had the Scratch....

Post by AlreetPal » Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:42 pm

I'd buy Thornley Manor, and have a sign that clearly states that members of the working class will be exterminated. A hut replica would be good, and buy replicas of all the cars in the first two series.
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Re: If I had the Scratch....

Post by Tracy » Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:57 am

I buy my own bar and close every night at eleven !
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Re: If I had the Scratch....

Post by Breaking Away » Sun Jun 02, 2013 5:19 am

Dunno, buy a newsagent's?
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Re: If I had the Scratch....

Post by Hedley Irwin » Sun Jun 02, 2013 6:03 am

I thought you were going to say take it and bugger off to Brazil, not buy a bloody newsagents!
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Re: If I had the Scratch....

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sun Jun 02, 2013 9:48 am

Breaking Away wrote:
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet wrote:Make another series, or spinoff....

I would also have a replica of Barry's van.
I would also buy The Windmill aka The Barley Mow, and make it exactly like it was in the show, inside and out!
Pulled a few pints have you Lee, you miserable get!
Aye, I grew up in pubs, my parents had 2.....
I know my way around a pump....
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Re: If I had the Scratch....

Post by Tracy » Sun Jun 02, 2013 9:51 am

Did they have a dartboard ?
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Re: If I had the Scratch....

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sun Jun 02, 2013 11:30 am

Aye, and a pool table in one. Not a snooker table because they are immense.
I was canny with an arrow like me....

We did have a jukebox, but I don't think we ever had 'Aga Bloody Doo' on it, as it was from 1990 onwards....
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Re: If I had the Scratch....

Post by Wal-NUFC » Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:20 pm

I would have brought all the people together to spend a week in Newcastle together with the actors.
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Re: If I had the Scratch....

Post by squidbrain » Sun Jun 02, 2013 8:12 pm

buy a villa in marbella. you've got your pick of ya euro crumpet in marbella.
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Re: If I had the Scratch....

Post by dan slider » Mon Jun 03, 2013 1:08 pm

and its not full of cheap package holidays or football hooligans
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Re: If I had the Scratch....

Post by HerrPfister » Mon Jun 03, 2013 1:22 pm

I'd commission Mr. Corsa Tim to travel round the world & make location vids for all the places AWP was filmed.

If they live up to expectations he gets a return ticket!
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