Jokes with punchlines!

[RHill]

I've noticed a few jokes in Aufpet and was wondering if anyone can think of some more. Eg, when Dennis says: "Mind I always thought she would go far with legs like hers" then after Norma replies: "How long though Den?" Dennis says a gag that Eric Morcambe would of been proud of: "Ah I just admire them Norma I've never measured them".

Now we know there are so many funny moments in all episodes but can anyone think of any with witty punchlines where the joke has obviously been set up?

[RHill]

Just thought of another gag. Wayne in the hut in Germany when they're deciding what colour to paint the shed: "Then that'll make him see red!"

[Hedley Irwin]

What won the 4.30?

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

"And the doctor says...'that's funny, cause I can see you very clearly...'.."

[Gary M]

Apparently the poles are predicting purple...

[Tracy]

This is a fishnchip shop !

[Hedley Irwin]

Woke up in the fireplace?

[agabloodydoo]

He obviously doesn't give a rats!

(Good joke that...)

[dan slider]

I'll give you a first hand account, its going to be one of my witty evenings!
(i still don't get the joke!)

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

As in, her using her hand for some reason (Happy Endings)....

[Si]

As in, her using her hand for some reason (Happy Endings)....

Haha, and I just thought it was to do with a massage! Ahh, my innocent youth

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

Oh sugar!...

"Dropped me'sell reet in it!...."

I know nothing of any of this hand talk etc!

[dan slider]

As in, her using her hand for some reason (Happy Endings)....

haha, never thought of it that way.

[Tracy]

Pelicans, penguins and the Inland Revenue...

[Tracy]

Wayne chatting-up Dagmar, "Still a chance then?" She replies, "If I were you, I would not live in hope !"
Well I thought it was funny...