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Jokes with punchlines!

Post by RHill » Tue Jan 01, 2013 11:39 pm

I've noticed a few jokes in Aufpet and was wondering if anyone can think of some more. Eg, when Dennis says: "Mind I always thought she would go far with legs like hers" then after Norma replies: "How long though Den?" Dennis says a gag that Eric Morcambe would of been proud of: "Ah I just admire them Norma I've never measured them".

Now we know there are so many funny moments in all episodes but can anyone think of any with witty punchlines where the joke has obviously been set up?

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Re: Jokes with punchlines!

Post by RHill » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:27 am

Just thought of another gag. Wayne in the hut in Germany when they're deciding what colour to paint the shed: "Then that'll make him see red!"

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Post by Hedley Irwin » Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:31 am

What won the 4.30? :lol:
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Re: Jokes with punchlines!

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:34 am

"And the doctor says...'that's funny, cause I can see you very clearly...'.."
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Re: Jokes with punchlines!

Post by Gary M » Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:07 am

Apparently the poles are predicting purple...

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Re: Jokes with punchlines!

Post by Tracy » Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:25 am

This is a fishnchip shop !
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Post by Hedley Irwin » Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:33 am

Woke up in the fireplace?
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Re: Jokes with punchlines!

Post by agabloodydoo » Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:45 am

He obviously doesn't give a rats!

(Good joke that...)

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Re: Jokes with punchlines!

Post by dan slider » Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:54 am

I'll give you a first hand account, its going to be one of my witty evenings!
(i still don't get the joke!)
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Re: Jokes with punchlines!

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:41 pm

As in, her using her hand for some reason (Happy Endings).... :lol:
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Re: Jokes with punchlines!

Post by Si » Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:27 pm

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet wrote:As in, her using her hand for some reason (Happy Endings).... :lol:
Haha, and I just thought it was to do with a massage! Ahh, my innocent youth :oops:

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Re: Jokes with punchlines!

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:30 pm

Oh sugar!...

"Dropped me'sell reet in it!...."

I know nothing of any of this hand talk etc!
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Re: Jokes with punchlines!

Post by dan slider » Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:46 pm

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet wrote:As in, her using her hand for some reason (Happy Endings).... :lol:
haha, never thought of it that way.
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Re: Jokes with punchlines!

Post by Tracy » Sat Feb 16, 2013 9:08 am

Pelicans, penguins and the Inland Revenue...
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Re: Jokes with punchlines!

Post by Tracy » Fri Feb 22, 2013 3:04 am

Wayne chatting-up Dagmar, "Still a chance then?" She replies, "If I were you, I would not live in hope !"
Well I thought it was funny...
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