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Re: Jokes with punchlines!

Post by BillyButlin » Fri Feb 22, 2013 4:14 am

Tooled up on your last job Geordie ?
Aye, a trowel an spirit level, he didn,t think it was funny either.
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Re: Jokes with punchlines!

Post by Tracy » Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:54 pm

The lads goin naffin fishin in the naffin country;
Bomber, "Where are you headed?"
Colin, "This way hehe"
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Post by Tracy » Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:33 pm

Just had a curry and a beer for lunch; finished watching The Lovers. AAHHH Pet Paradise ! Classic stuff; Turk, "He has nothing for women this man." Dennis, "They said you were a puff man !"
Anyway, had to fill out my Census forms. Question; ...show all the people who live in the same household as you. I crossed out all the box answers and wrote, "None, just the wife !"
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Post by Tracy » Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:32 am

OK then, tonight I watched 'Dicko's Real Deal' roight and it was from Chesterfield. I said to the wife, "Oh great, now Im gonna be wrecked before I get on the drink !" She never laughed at it neither...
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Post by Tracy » Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:31 am

What did Arthur Pringle say when he hit his golfball into the Woods ? "Call me Tiger !"
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Re: Jokes with punchlines!

Post by Tracy » Thu Apr 18, 2013 12:46 am

What did Neville sing when Oz's car broke down on the autobahn ? "We should have teek, the mornin train !"
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Re: Jokes with punchlines!

Post by Tracy » Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:43 pm

Dennis told Neville he should be a Panel-beater and fix Ally's Jag. Nev said, "Dennis man, Im not a car-bender man !"
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Re: Jokes with punchlines!

Post by LeeW » Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:47 pm

Haha.

"did ya take metalwork at school?"

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Re: Jokes with punchlines!

Post by Tracy » Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:32 pm

What did Oz say to the barman [ Ray Knight ] when he had a headache ?
Two pills here Adolf !
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Re: Jokes with punchlines!

Post by RHill » Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:52 pm

Tracy wrote:What did Oz say to the barman [ Ray Knight ] when he had a headache ?
Two pills here Adolf !
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Re: Jokes with punchlines!

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sat Jul 13, 2013 5:57 pm

Very droll son...
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Re: Jokes with punchlines!

Post by HerrPfister » Sat Jul 13, 2013 7:08 pm

I preferred the first one myself...
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Re: Jokes with punchlines!

Post by HerrPfister » Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:35 pm

Wyman : Hey, this cash smells of Persil!
Den : Just been laundered, hasn't it?!
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Re: Jokes with punchlines!

Post by Tracy » Wed Sep 04, 2013 7:54 pm

David Cameron invites Barak Obama and Vladimir Putin to the UK for talks on the Syrian crisis. They go to Newcastle because all the media attention is focused on the AWP 30th anniversary. When its time for an outdoor photo shoot, they go to Gateshead. While they assemble in a local park, Dennis rings Oz and asks, "Whats gan on ?" Oz looks oot the window and says, "World leaders in wa field !"
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Re: Jokes with punchlines!

Post by Tracy » Mon Sep 09, 2013 3:38 am

I thought it was funny. How aboot this then;
What did Oz yell at the Jorman who sped past him at 200 k on the autobahn ?
"Hawey Vettel !"
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