Auf Wiedersehen, Pet now on Vine!

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

I started an account this week on Vine.
It's something I have been meaning to do for a long time, but never got round to it, and to quite honest I had 'nee idea' what to do, so as usual I roped in my 14 year old daughter to help us oot.
Anyway, I'll get to the point.

Vine, for those of you who have nee idea what I'm on aboot, is basically owned by Twitter.
It's a social media outlet, yes another where you can create or share videos, but they can be only 7 seconds long max! The thing is they 'Loop' so you can watch Oz say 'Aww Bollocks' over and over and over and, well you get the picture.....

I have uploaded several short Vines for you all to look at and share and help us with our world dominance.

https://vine.co/v/OtWXJuX6pbK

[AWP Corsa Tim]

Will you be quiet please? AH BOLLOCKS! .... Some of us are trying to sleep you know.. AH DOUBLE BOLLOCKS! Brilliant..

[Lou]

That would be a fantastic alarm clock!

[HerrPfister]

Not sure I see the point of 'em. Perhaps Tracy could explain???

[AWP Corsa Tim]

Dont get him started..

[AWPfanfromNZ]

It reminds me of Snapchat but but it doesn't disappear forever...

[Tracy]

Not sure I see the point of 'em. Perhaps Tracy could explain???

Alarm clocks ? Sometimes I thinks our Pfister aint dealing with a full stack !

[Tracy]

Dont get him started..

Makes sense when ya think aboot ya kna. The Vine. We all kna what grows on the Vine, grapes. What comes from grapes ? Wine. So wine from the vine should be let to breathe roight ? Rather than just hearl it doon wa necks. In ancient Israel when Joshua and Caleb were sent into the promised land that was occupied by the Cananites, they came back with grapes as big as melons ! Aye, just one grape would make a gallon of wine ! But the cowardly Israelites said they were scared of the Cananites and didnt want to go into the promised land. Thats why they had to spend forty years in the wilderness. So when we think of grapes and wine that come from the vine, it all makes sense dont it ?! 'Pet now on Vine !' is a euphenism. A polite way of saying we are all a bunch of piss-heads ! >

[HerrPfister]

Amen to that, Brother Tracy!

[Lou]

Enough of your religious clap trap, Tracy......